Cold, hard confession thread.

[MJBadger]

I don't like Pink Floyd

Sad , very sad , very very sad . No Division Bell before bed tonight for you .

 

[CosmicGiggle]

I once got busy in a BurgerKing bathroom..........

Men's room or Ladies?

 

[FlaDankster]

Men's room or Ladies?

Both..........who am i to discriminate?

 

[Dropped Cat]

I voted for Reagan, twice.

 

[Hank Hemp]

 

[Protea]

I can fart quietly

And I do, where ever I please

 

[Hank Hemp]

WOW

WOW

I voted for Reagan, twice.

You should have just said NO.

 

[FlaDankster]

This is your brain on drugs

 

[klondike_kid]

i have a confession... a really really really bad one too

.....as of right now i could actually pass a UA for MJ...and i'm not even on probation or tested for employment or anything...(and far from broke)

...i also have my med. card, it's current, and beyond all that i grow, and live in colorado right now.

...no excuses xcept been spending so much time w/ my family and kids b4 i broke my leg, and now i'm on a bunch of BS 'scripts...so that's all 'bout to change

 

[MJBadger]

In 1976 while working as a bar/cellarman I had a torrid sexual affair with the landlady of the pub whenever the landlord went to the cash & carry in the mornings . I thought she was a blonde until the knickers came down then I realised it was a Guiness , white head black below . I also got terrible carpet burns from the bathroom carpet , sore knees great sex .

 

[stinkyigloo]

When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
She was laying there, naked.
She'd been drinking all night.
And I snuck up behind her.
And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
And I took her money. The whole weeks pay. I really fucked her over and that's how I got the name...Motherfucker Jones.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Today I drove past a couple who had a flat tire. They stiffed me on a bill a couple years ago. I suppose I could have helped them out, which is in my nature but stiffing locals around here has been their M.O.
I honked the horn and waved when I drove by. Call Triple A, you losers, unless you failed to pay that bill too. LOL.

 

[Bennyweed1]

Im going to jail for 25 days for firing off 167 rounds out of an ar15 over lake Michigan with my friend when we were camping.

We were surrounded by cops with guns drawn with in 15 minutes and we were heavily intoxicated hence the reason we did something so stupid.

They told us they thought there was a gang fight or something to that extent...not two morons out in the woods shooting the moon out of the sky over the lake.

 

[MensaBarbie]

Three guys stole four pounds from me. Im gonna collect teeth.

 

[nvthis]

I consider myself a square and honest person.... For the most part. However... I saw a news story once where they did some investigative work at a few different grocery stores and discovered that like 95%+ of the times there is a pricing error it is in the stores favor. I should feel a spat of guilt every time this happens, but ever since I watched that when ever a tender hands me back too much cash or forgets to ring something up I keep my fckn mouth shut and just walk out.... Do I think the checker is going to be called out for a short till? Probably. Do I believe in my heart it is dishonest? Absolutely. Do I feel like a doormat every time I go grocery shopping and wonder how much they have bilked me for over the years? Undoubtedly. The next time I hand a clerk a $10 bill for a box of cereal and they give me $95.53 in change, will I say anything? Well, will I?

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

I consider myself a square and honest person.... For the most part. However... I saw a news story once where they did some investigative work at a few different grocery stores and discovered that like 95%+ of the times there is a pricing error it is in the stores favor. I should feel a spat of guilt every time this happens, but ever since I watched that when ever a tender hands me back too much cash or forgets to ring something up I keep my fckn mouth shut and just walk out.... Do I think the checker is going to be called out for a short till? Probably. Do I believe in my heart it is dishonest? Absolutely. Do I feel like a doormat every time I go grocery shopping and wonder how much they have bilked me for over the years? Undoubtedly. The next time I hand a clerk a $10 bill for a box of cereal and they give me $95.53 in change, will I say anything? Well, will I?

Most places I've lived have laws that say if you are charged more than what the real price is supposed to be (and of course you have to be on the ball and catch the mistake), when you bring it to the store's attention they have to give you the item for free and refund to you TWICE the real price (two categories that this doesn't apply to...alcohol and tobacco sales). So, if the real price is $5, you get $10 back and the item gratis. Not sure, but I think this might be a state law thing, so not certain it's true for every state, has been true for the numerous states I've lived in though.

When I lived in North Carolina a few years back, I did most of my shopping at a Kroger that was nearby, and they fucked up on their pricing all the time. Probably because as you say, they were fucking up in their favor, and most shoppers never bothered to check their receipt. It really pissed me off, and I made sure to always check the receipt when I realized what they were doing. After about a year of this shit, their "charged price" began to match the real price almost 100% of the time... may have just been my getting refunded double the price and a free item that made them change. They lost a bunch of money to me that way.

 

[hunt4genetics]

I think the USSR/Russian Federation's national anthem is Awesome! No I'm not a commie, but just musically speaking, it's powerful.

 

[stoned-trout]

I hate the peacefull hippy stoner bullshit...just cause I let my hair grow long for a cycle and smoke alot of dope don't mean I am peacefull...tread on me an get bit ...next cycle is shaved lol

 

[noyd666]

lol, yep I am too fuk'n fast to be a hippie,had hippie mates though =slow.

 

[stihgnobevoli]

this one time in band camp i stuck a flute in my pussy...that's all i got.

unless you wanna hear about how i forced myself to jerk off to gay porn once to make sure i wasn't secretly gay.

i fucked my ex gf, in her living room, while her kid and his friends were in the next room playing video games, her boyfriend was on the way over and her old stepdad was in the back room.