Cold, hard confession thread.

[SpasticGramps]

Yummy is probably someones submissive by now and they wont let him use the computer.

 

[Holdin']

I banged my best friends girl while he was in jail, and I am a fucking piece of shit for that. Otherwise, I'm a pretty good dude. He was actually in jail for DV-related shit involved her, and she showed up at her house throwing herself at me, and I was drunk, and 21. I still feel like a piece of shit for it though.

I've never said that to another soul.


We're no longer friends, but for other reasons.

Hmm what else...

I'm a functioning, struggling opiate addict.


...Very few people know that and I hide it quite well. Very ashamed of this...


At one time I was fucking 4-5 different girls at once, a lot of times I would sleep with one, sneak out, have another pick me up down the block from my "buddy's" house, sleep with her. Wake up the next day, hopefully meet up with #3, etc. Drinking bender and few showers... lots of raves and party-drugs.

I did a year in prison for selling cannabis, 19 to almost 21.

So, my 21st year was absolutely epic.

I have a lot of dirt. But hey, it makes for interesting conversations.... And I can say I've never banged my cousin, or a tranny +1 +1


I've straightened out quite a bit

 

[amannamedtruth]

I think its funny to fart while standing next to children.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Used to work in a supermarket many years ago. Saturday mornings a bunch of us always got assigned to stock the dairy isle which was in an open area of the store and was in view of the bakery. The bakery was always real busy on Saturday mornings, and we always had been out drinking hard the night before and had come to work loaded to the gills with beer farts. We had a competition every Saturday morning to see who could turn the most heads at the bakery counter....we would take turns walking up the the counter, let out a silent but DEADLY, stand there for a half minute to let it sneak out of our pants, and then walk back to the dairy coolers and watch the bakery crowd. Sorry, never banged my second cousin.....

 

[CosmicGiggle]

cosmic giggle wasn't that in a movie staring CHEECHENCONG

Don't know but I had an interesting experience recently when I was telling a younger friend about something that happened to me in college a long time ago and he said "hey, that was in the Harry Potter movie"!

Synchronicity is an interesting thing and life frequently does imitate art.

 

[NYUrbanFarmer]

Jesus!

Jesus!

Well I had a guy who cheated on me once.

We broke up over it and he started seeing the new girl.

This was back in the days before indoor homegrown was invented, and at the end of every summer there was a 'drought' before the new crop came in around Thanksgiving.

Somehow, he found out thru the grapevine that I had scored the very last 2 ozs of some really good shit at the going rate of $12 each.

So this guy has the nerve to call me up to see if he could buy one of those ozs. for himself and the new girlfriend.

Being the super nice person that I am I said "sure, you can have both ozs., but the new price is $20 each"

However, what I neglected to tell him was that this pot had been somewhat 'recycled' as when I brought it home my dog had gotten to it when my back was turned.

She later barfed up both ozs which looked like 2 neat little logs covered in green foam.

I didn't have the heart to throw it away and decided to see what it looked like in the morning.

Well, it looked pretty good after drying out and yeah, I sold it!

After all, I'm not the type to hold a grudge.

Giggle OMG well at least you got even. But Jesus that could be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard or evil im not sure yet. Ewww. dog puke pot Christ ...eeehhhhh. And they probably smoked every bit of it....ahhhhh. God Yikes I cant even think about it anymore. You win.

NYUrbanFarmer

 

[tropicannayeah]

whoa. I wrote an entry & deleted before posting


I just came back here thinking I'd posted it, damn glad I didn't.

Did it involve that time when you convinced your ex to sell you some primo and when you got home your dog growled at the bag and then attacked it savagely. In a fit of anger you kicked your dog and have felt bad about it ever since?

 

[CosmicGiggle]

....... you never have to kick the dog, just wait for it to throw up!


Now some other smartass can post this free advice in the 'Things I have learned from ICMAG...' sticky thread.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I banged a tranny recently. She looked and sounded exactly like a girl. I never saw her from the front with her pants off, so it doesn't count as gay. Totally doesn't count.

Next time we'll make sure the label's facing the right direction.

 

[MJBadger]

If that`s a boy I might be thinking rather strange thoughts . Does just thinking count or has it got to be physical or wet ?

 

[Storm Shadow]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...al-relationship-transsexual-article-1.1842051

Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett accused of sexual relationship with transsexual model

 

[420somewhere]

Which one is the tranny?

Which one is the tranny?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...al-relationship-transsexual-article-1.1842051

Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett accused of sexual relationship with transsexual model

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I can't tell by the picture
.

 

[fishwhistle]

I have a friend whos 1st cousin came to visit visit him in cali from chicago for the summer ,she was really enamored with him and in a night of weakness/drunkeness he had sex with her.After a month she returned home but wanted to stay with him,a couple weeks later she called and claimed to be pregnant,of course he immediately offered to send money for an abortion but she declined.He thought she was just making the whole thing up so she could come back to cali.The whole incident was only known to myself and our other buddy his room mate,she never contacted him again that i know of but ever since(20 yrs ago)i have referred to him as Uncle Daddy which confuses the fuck out of most people and pisses him off to no end,lol.

 

[Stoner4Life]

If that`s a boy I might be thinking rather strange thoughts . Does just thinking count or has it got to be physical or wet ?

ask your priest, he'll set your sinning ass straight.

damn! that might actually be some bad advice.......

 

[bombadil.360]

I don't like Pink Floyd, Don't like The Beatles and really dislike The Doors.

It's not the first time I've confessed this, and actually, love to be an asshole about it

 

[CosmicGiggle]

^^^^^^ BAN HIM! ^^^^^^

 

[Rinse]

I don't like Pink Floyd, Don't like The Beatles and really dislike The Doors.

It's not the first time I've confessed this, and actually, love to be an asshole about it

I agree except I really dislike the beatles, dissonant pop trash imo
I watched the yellow submarine as a kid and it scared the shit out of me, maybe that has something to do with it.

 

[FlaDankster]

I once got busy in a BurgerKing bathroom..........

 

[LEF]

I like the bands, they we're not all about the music though ^^

I think they had some kind of political power and that's what made them be so poweful I think

 

[LEF]

I bought a glass bong recently, a really nice one, broke it a couple days later.

Not a big confession, but a shitty, embarassing one.

Not gonna buy another glass bong for a looooooooong time