favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[Hank Hemp]

along that line

along that line

Heard this one when I lived in Texas in the early 80's:

" ole George (insert any name) is luckier than a two dick dog"....

I'm sicker than a 2 dicked dog.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

My "God given" member never gives me a moments peace, so in return I never give it a moments rest.

Christopher Hitchens.

 

[noyd666]

ANKLES= three feet lower than a c-unt or the only thing seen out of the bos's arse.

 

[Hank Hemp]

 

[Hank Hemp]

I used this one just today towards a smart alecky receptionist at PT.
Everybody likes a little ass but nobody likes a smartass. Glad she had a sense of humor and most importantly one of those cute cupcake asses.

 

[indocult]

Want a little cheese with that whine?

 

[420somewhere]

Up your ass you'd know

 

[Stoner4Life]

an oldie but goodie.......

Up your ass with Mobil Gas,
happy motoring!

 

[noyd666]

London to a brick.

 

[im me]

Up your ass with broken glass

 

[noyd666]

up yer butt wid a shower rose

 

[Holdin']

Isn't that about a bald-headed, cross-eyed bitch?

 

[hayday]

up your nose with a rubber hose-vinnie barberino

 

[Pinball Wizard]

"you can't let a woman tell you what to do"-my Mother (Catch 22)

 

[Bud Green]

A man's gotta do, like Mr. Magoo...

 

[Big D]

He was focked up like a soup sandwich

 

[fatsack79]

Hot'r then a fresh fuck'd fox n a forest fire...

 

[armedoldhippy]

"nuttier than a fucking sack of squirrels"

 

[tropicannayeah]

madder than a sack full of cut cats

 

[noyd666]

SEEN BETTER HEAD'S IN A PISS TROUGH