Anyone tried this stuff yet? Friend said it really worked.

[Weezard]

What!? No free lunch?!

 

[Dropped Cat]

And remember, every time you smile a unicorn gets
punched in the face!

 

[Weezard]

That's the last place to be punching a unicorn!

 

[Microbeman]

It is a prank (parody) on hydro store bottled nutrient buyers and their manufacturers.

In real life I wouldn't use any of these faked products, just like I won't use General Hydroponics, Botanicare, Advanced Nutrients, etc., etc. Recycled Organic Soils with amendments are cheaper, work better and are always more sustainable.

Remember to always test everything yourself. Run side by side trials and cast out the stuff that doesn't work. Less is almost always more.

I'm having trouble understanding this because both myself and Coot have used Unicorn Poop for years and found it to be extremely consistant. It is unsurpassed in its perfect ratios of magnesium, potassium and calcium. It comes from Vorder Prufatscheng Liechtenstein and we were approached by the producers, a farming family, to support this amendment 20 years ago.

It has been circulated amongst the world's greatest growers and kept under wraps, apparently, until now. I really don't know what's with the bikini clad woman. I cannot believe that the Unicorn family would allow that on their labels. I'm going to be in touch with them shortly to get to the bottom of this!

 

[Harry Gypsna]

That's the last place to be punching a unicorn!

Uppercut!

 

[siftedunity]

I was gonna switch to osmosis water but im waiting to get some tears of joy. tears of joy is gonna be the next big thing in hydroponics. expensive but well worth it I reckon.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

I was gonna switch to osmosis water but im waiting to get some tears of joy. tears of joy is gonna be the next big thing in hydroponics. expensive but well worth it I reckon.

Naaah, holy water is what you need mate.

 

[grow2bfree]

Hilarious, ROFLMAO

 

[The Dragon]

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[Weezard]

He's right.
Holy Water trumps tears of joy.
Gotta hide it from your pets though.

 

[siftedunity]

these need to be real tears of joy. ^strongly disagree with holy water. causes herms .

 

[Weezard]

Herms are fixable.
Apply a thick mulch of well fermented horse feathers and Bob's not your uncle anymore.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

these need to be real tears of joy. ^strongly disagree with holy water. causes herms .

Myth. Hermaphrodites are caused by the fairies that sneak in with your grow lights. You need a recirculating Fey scrubber running 24/7. Or one of the UV light thing that zaps flies, that should deal with the blighters too.

 

[Coba]

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[Payaso]

Well the Holy Water is made on the fly, just get a priest over to 'bless' your source... be it bubbling from the cave under the unicorn's lair or from your home's water tap.

Then again, just pay the $5 to the Universal Life Church and get your own 'reverend' certificate and all your water will be holy.

 

[The Dragon]

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[hush]

You guys haven't tried nothing yet until you've tried Alien Space Poop:

 

[sensibuds]

Whoaaa. Does it come with the girl too? Haha

 

[The Dragon]

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[Payaso]

Hey there you have one of the new-fangled ministry certificates with the fancy gold foil seal!

Groovy!