Do you talk to your plants?

[EsterEssence]

I find when i walk into the room i always say morning girls. As i work, water each plant i tell them how beautiful and big they are. When i leave i give them a cheer, go girls go grow big don't let the bugs bite. That sort of thing, i call the room my harem. Ha i guess i have lived alone too long...

 

[Dank Demon]

Sometimes I have been known to say "fuck me that's a big bud " or "that was not worth the light cost". Other than that I do not talk to them but I listen to Classic FM when I am tending to them

 

[yortbogey]

not really talk to my plants..... more of a talk to my self , and there in the room... kind of thing

 

[hush]

I do. I sing to them. I'm not ashamed, either. Best case scenario, they understand that I love them and care about them, so they respond with reciprocated love. Worst case scenario, I'm an anthropomorphizing dumbass, and I'm supplementing CO2.

 

[rik78]

I am with Yort, mumbleing to myself most of the time

 

[dontstepongrass]

not really talk to my plants..... more of a talk to my self , and there in the room... kind of thing

came in to say this.

 

[Hold Your Fire]

This is how I look at it. I talk to myself, my plants listen, feel bad for me cause I'm talking to myself, and they choose to grow well out of pity!

 

[Bud Green]

Of course I talk to them and tell them "good morning" and how nice they look today...

Doesn't everybody do that?

 

[Dropped Cat]

I yell at them at the top of my lungs like a drill sergeant.

 

[CARE giver]

Hell yeah I talk to them. Mostly just hi and a little speech for them before I love encouraging them and telling them I love them .

 

[EsterEssence]

Glad to see I am not the only person that talks to their plants- themselves while in the presence of the GIRLS...

 

[lost in a sea]

Yeah i some times say "What is your major malfunction numbnuts!"

And "Let me hear your war cry!"

I yell at them at the top of my lungs like a drill sergeant.

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[festerous]

No, but they talk to me....

 

[Gardening Angel]

Hey everyone,

I talk to my girls but it's usually just me mumbling about ph or something
But Usually the tunes are on and we are all rocking out



Thanks
GA

 

[its trypp]

Was going to say that I'm one of the ones that songs to them. Classic rock wearing my headphones singing while I tend.

 

[larry badiner]

sometimes my plants talk to me.. they usually say stuff like 'feed me seimor' (lol, little shop of horrors reference)

 

[stihgnobevoli]

i communicate with them psychically. i told my goldie you gotta beat these name brand scrubs, and she's easily gonna out yield both of the others combined.

 

[Harpo]

I pet my garden.
Give them lots of love.
Umgawa

 

[WelderDan]

Sure do. More importantly, I listen to them. Not that I "hear" them, but they "tell" me what they need. Once you can read the plant, you'll know what it likes and doesn't

 

[HunterJ]

Not with words. The opposite really, an absence of thought, tending to them - it's a silent meditation.

And they love it, because I love them ... the darlings of my garden.