Another Crappy Day in Paradise....Embracing the Suck.

[Dirtboy808]

Crack me up sounds like my plan. It changed to new stiff now till Aug ,July to Oct safe with good old girls. Couldn't go all the way with the new oooooooooooos No GH on me but the Feds were here with 2 fly's over. Made me one of those cloning machines like yours that is the shits 100% with 2 runs and so easy to use lol

 

[Squidbilly]

Tool fans...sub!

 

[Casper808]

Your kala for nothin and your checks for free.....when we go fish?green harvest ,at least we got CONFiRMATION.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
Aloha Mai good friend and see u bombai for some gogi crack.aoha...cheeeeee-huuuuu

 

[JackCough]

Direction unclear, dick stuck in vacuum cleaner.

Direction unclear, dick stuck in vacuum cleaner.

Since the topic of seeds has sprouted, do you have some advice on the best time to start indica dom strains without any supplemental lighting here in the islands? Currently off grid Puna Mauka.
Whoa was that Mossquatch?
Anyhoodle, aiming for a solar panel, car battery, timer solution but might take a bit to obtain. Looking for some sage advice in the meanwhile.
Is it just a roll of the dice no matter when you start Indies or might I get a bit of veg in by waiting til later next month or so? Just hoping to avoid the whole flowering by the 4th node thing until a solution is found.
Any and all advice from you and the island crew is appreciated.
Mahalos

 

[Greyskull]

started harvesting tonight
first plant was easy easy easy
it wasn't loading into a tomato cage....
but it was the runt and didn't need the cage
plants 2, 3, and 4...
shit my life sucks right now
trying to get a 6/7z chemds out of a tomato cage all alone is a bit more work than i anticipated and makes doing the bucking (big fan leaf removal) even more fun hahahaha
ughhhhh

 

[JointOperation]

you could have worse issues lol.. good work.. gotta love the harvesting.. hate the trimming ..

 

[Dakine]

Howz em. Just seen dis. I goin subscribe. Chee.

 

[Dirtboy808]

Casper OG

Casper OG

This is my smoke.

 

[Shoots]

Sending irie vibes to you braddahs. Nice smoke dirtboy808.

 

[SurfdOut]

Gotta get involved here after watching for so many years... Nice show gents. Like the colorful dialogue Old Haole.
The DEA chopper flew Puna again last night, they have been running down streets with power lines right before dark lately.

 

[Casper808]

Liking dat name dirty boy.shootz

 

[Lightweight]

Nice Dirty and it's cool to see you over here Surfd'.

Here's a pic of a Bay 11 that's getting pretty close to being cut:

 

[Dirtboy808]

Gotta get involved here after watching for so many years... Nice show gents. Like the colorful dialogue Old Haole.
The DEA chopper flew Puna again last night, they have been running down streets with power lines right before dark lately.

Me to at 5:30 then at 6

 

[Dirtboy808]

Liking dat name dirty boy.shootz

I got given those and they came from Archive my first real OG

 

[oldhaole]

Gotta say people... I ain't feeling it....but Casper says I gotta throw up a post... or I guess the worlds gonna end tonite.

Give this a shot.... see how it goes......................................

Fuck....it ain't working. Sorry baby, It's me, not you....

Try this a different way....instead of senseless lyrics first then senseless dialogue second we will switch it around....and if nothing sticks between now and then you fuckers get another nursery rhyme.

There. I'm starting to feel it.

Let's start with the weather.... after all... if that's shit we got nuthin'. And I am happy to say it has been perfect. Here. We haven't seen a drop of rain in the last three weeks....it's not like it hasn't been raining....the windward side has been taking a pounding, forty mile an hour trades, sideways rain, just miserable shit, the whole damn time....

Now, if I go further, and get any shred of my gloat on....see, usually we get the shit, they get the wonderful....if I go there, karma will smack me down soooo fast....so no more can be said on that front.

We are shaping up for an interesting year. Really, we have like two seasons here, wet and dry, The shift in the Jet Stream I've been looking for has occurred....we've gone directly to Summer. Spring was like the Lindberg baby. You heard about it, afterward, but he was already long dead. And also, to add that little bit of mystery that every grow needs, a possible El Nino event may be occurring later this year. When that happens, the High that pushes our Tradewinds, usually sits to our Northeast, in an El Nino Year that High sits down on top of the islands. No rain, no wind, dry and hot. And Hurricanes. Can't forget them. Distinct possibility.

So we will either have a really good year.... or a really bad one.

Bingo! Got a live one! No nursery rhymes tonite!

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
bullshit
three ring
circus
sideshow of
freaks
here in this hopeless fuckin' hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Yes, I know, It's called pandering....and I'm not above it. You made noises like you wanted more Tool. Just giving you what you asked for.

But it works.

Where were we?

Oh shit yea... Wifey's project. What a fuckin' mess. Find one tiny little nugget. Now she thinks she is Joe Breeder. My deck is jammed full of her rubbish. It pisses me off. My own fault. I stupidly said ok ....she asked me when I wasn't listening....which is like always.

"Do you mind if I up pot?" she asked. "I only need three weeks"
"Huh? Sure whatever." I replied.

MISTAKE.

She never mentioned up potting into a cattle trough! WTF??? I gotta pay for all that dirt? Three weeks, my ass. She's gonna need more than that. Fuck that noise. Ain't gonna happen. That was a week ago. She has two more weeks, then I'm gonna....

Flush it all away.

She'll find her plants in Arizona bay.

And just so she can get her gloat on.... she seems to have no problem with that Karma stuff.... here is her latest creation.

This is Legand OG crossed with the same Jack Herrer male as the Guerilla Glue. Structured like HP-13... and you all know what I think of that, she smells like straight Jack. She had a bunch of fag problems with this line, three of four were, so we're gonna call this little trip to obscurity over and done.

Now. You wanna know how I feel tonite? Maynard covers it nicely.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Man, such hostility. What did L.A. ever do to him? Whatever it did... it must have been bad. OH well, who cares? One good thing accomplished. No matter how you look at it I seem to have broken my record for the number of times the word fuck appears in one of my posts. Another milestone reached. I can die happy.

Out in the dirt everything is perfect. Told you how this works, with sun, it's all good, all mistakes are forgiven. The last few abortions from my vacation will be taken this month, then next month, we start hacking into the good shit.

We're set up nicely for the trees. The Scogi pla.... wait a sec.

Scogi? Is that a word?

Kinda. I'm gonna put the blame for that squarely where it belongs.

On Casper. That's his mind in action. Or lack thereof. Either way. The Skunkdog/Gogi crosses are henceforth to be known as Scogis.

If you don't like it, blame him.

Oh Casper! How did you get under that bus? Neat trick!

See that empty strip down the middle? Soon. Soon that will be stuffed with trees. Everything is in place. The bottom garden is also planted, shit, and we haven't even begun to go there...yet. That's planned out to be taken right behind the gulch. If this were a rollercoaster ride we would just be reaching the first drop. The big drop, where you have no control, where all there is is down. You and everything you have done is but a small package along for the ride, the first hard turn screaming towards you.

Bring on crazy. Let's get to the fun part.

'cause I'm praying for rain.
And I'm praying for tidal waves.
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Now after that steaming pile of horseshit, let's see what the natives have to say.

Weez....you'll like glue. Not the best tasting pot out there, but stoney as can be. Betcha I just pissed off the glue crew.... don't get me started down that road.

DB... The cloner is the way to go. Wish I had known how easy they are to make before I spent the script on the top dollar store bought one.
Some of my OOOOOOOs have been taken off the table. Wifey topped Duck foot, so that is no longer shiny....gonna stick to the Scogi plan....probably. And Casper OG?, that name is all messed up. Change it to something good. May I suggest OHOG?

Squid...see above lyrics.... called pandering. look it up.

Casper.... Nothing like looking out your window for confirmation. Look! There they are! CONFIRMED! Fuck! OUCH! And for the record I like Scogi. Oh, did you hear? DB named a strain after you.

Jack.... Sorry to hear about your dick and... wait a sec.
Your off grid. What is your dick doing in an unpowered vacuum cleaner? See how I catch little shit like that? too good huh?

I'm sure it would make your life way easier if I just could give you a date to have your Indica Doms out to catch our slowly increasing days. And I can. That date would be June 21st. Oh, you'd like to be planted earlier than that? Can't much help you there.

See on one side it is strain dependent. On the other side is variations between two years. Your trying to hit a moving target from a moving base. The way to do that is with a lot of bullets. Or seeds. Plant at two week intervals. Put them out. If they start to flower early KILL THEM. The ones that don't flower will be as big as conditions allow.

Grey....Fuck you. You want us to feel sorry because you have all this harvesting ahead of you? Poor baby. Not gonna happen. Nice job though...considering all the rain you guys got. Now why don't you put them outside like real men do?

Joint...Do you believe these girls?

Dakine....welcome aboard.

Shoots....aloha

Surf...we can always use another set of eyes over on the Big Island.

Liteweight....thanks

DB...again The OG you cite? Name needs to be changed. Seriously.

I wanna see it all come down.
put it down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

 

[Dirtboy808]

Not me blame Da Doc

 

[Casper808]

No need blame nobody dirtyboy.dat name is cherry like one berry.lookin good oh,hopefully I'll try Spock em out.dis weather is real goooood.jacarandas blooming,we need go fiiiiiiiiiish.big ups to Hawaii nei.shoooootz

 

[Greyskull]

man i was wondering where you'd gone
busy while the sun is shining
good man
thanks for weather analysis
you're so eloquent

and hey man
my plants are outside
they are just.... shielded a little
and the drip manifolds are in, the lines attached, emitters hooked up...
almost ready to "automate". I think you will like where I think I will put the rez hahahaha

btw
Maynard has a vineyard now... does the whole wine thing
https://caduceus.org/frontpage/


we need to go get some fish is right!
we're fucking up

 

[Backyard Farmer]

so does les clay pool

http://claypoolcellars.com

 

[Canniwhatsis]

Few months late to the show. But I'm glad I popped in to see how crappy the weather in Hi is!!!