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Deep Stoner Thoughts

Stonefree69

Veg & Flower Station keeper
Veteran
Heres my deep stoner thought. FUCK THE POLICE!!!

I got cought in a drive style through speed trap. In the time it took to get me over they had three more people pulled over and were writing tickets. Unfortunatly right at the curve I was attempting to pass an unattentive driver that was drifitng out of his lane and got stuck with a heafty charge of 34 over. Not sure how that happened because he clocked me at 64 but I never saw over 50 on my speedometer. And since im over geared it should been closer to 43- 45.


I will have to fight this one tooth an nail. I dont know what he picked up but it sure as fuck wasnt my truck.

Seriously fuck those peices of shit.
Meanwhile:

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BlueBlazer

What were we talking about?
Veteran
Have you ever been thinking about something and notice your dog staring intently at you? My dog just did that and it got me to wondering. Dogs communicate primary by scents and a much more sophisticated smelling apparatus than humans posses. What if when we think certain thoughts that provoke emotion, we emit odors, undetectable to humans, that gives the dog a "whiff" of what we're thinking?

I wonder what thoughts smell like . . .


'course, it could have been she was just hoping I'd produce something tasty to eat, but you never know . . .
 

ezak420

Member
weed is a public health issue, not a criminal one. start truthfully informing the public on the positives (medicinal) and negatives (abuse) without prejudice or desire; just the facts (zero overdoses, ever)

hemp, natural fiber and oil. regulate not prohibit. money is the motivation.

to every problem, there is a solution.
 

Weezard

Hawaiian Inebriatti
Veteran
"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I wonder what thoughts smell like . . ."

Mine must all smell like bacon, bacon and pussy.
These dog are doggin' me evah where I go.

Short story.

Was walkin' my dog and she found another dog's exhaust under a large, flowering tree.
There was a guy in the tree, trimming, and he got real quiet.
Probably thought he was about to catch the owner's of that steaming heap.

Jessie got to sniffin,' with her nose about a half inch away.
I said, "Dog, don't you ever try to tell me that your nose is umptythousand times mo' betta dan mine. I can smell dat heap from up here."

Poor bugger got to laughin' so hard he fell outta da tree. :)


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Aloha, y'all,
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BlueBlazer

What were we talking about?
Veteran
Well to be honest, my thoughts probably smell like sulfur. Everyone is always telling me I'm full of shit . . . :biggrin:
 
Have you ever been thinking about something and notice your dog staring intently at you? My dog just did that and it got me to wondering. Dogs communicate primary by scents and a much more sophisticated smelling apparatus than humans posses. What if when we think certain thoughts that provoke emotion, we emit odors, undetectable to humans, that gives the dog a "whiff" of what we're thinking?

I wonder what thoughts smell like . . .


'course, it could have been she was just hoping I'd produce something tasty to eat, but you never know . . .

What if not just dogs but every human as well? Lets go to the electromagnetic spectrum here. All can be distilled down to vibrations at different frequencies. Emotions emit energy. You just need a properly tuned receiver to receive the "frequencies"

Ever feel the hate staring into your back? Or the anger of a friend from a distance? When someone is ecstatic vs indifferent you can "feel" it.

Dogs are more in tune to their natures as a part of consiousness. Humans not as much. Dogs dont bark to talk, its telepathic, there simply is "knowing". Humans are capable of this with each other and with other life.

Starts with belief. Shut the mind, prepare the Self to be open to knowledge.

We are all one. Just us humans think we are so special that when our egos observe our realities, we fail to recognize ourSelves in the trees, animals, and each other.

I am you.

High
 

Capt.Ahab

Feeding the ducks with a bun.
Veteran
Ive been thinking about colors lately. Rather, the perception of color.
This all stems from a conversation I was having with a friend about animals and how they perceive color.
Then I got stoned...
What if for example what I see and call the color green is what another person sees as what I call red? Lets say you are looking at a plant and to my eye it is what I call green but to your eyes it is what I call red?
The names of colors are taught and learned. Someone told you that the color called green is the color of plants, the sky is called blue, etc.
But what if I am looking at the sky with someone and the "blue" I am looking at is different than the "blue" the other person is looking at ? He could be seeing what I call red when looking at the sky but calling it blue because he was taught that color was blue. Huh?
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
Ive been thinking about colors lately. Rather, the perception of color.
This all stems from a conversation I was having with a friend about animals and how they perceive color.
Then I got stoned...
What if for example what I see and call the color green is what another person sees as what I call red? Lets say you are looking at a plant and to my eye it is what I call green but to your eyes it is what I call red?
The names of colors are taught and learned. Someone told you that the color called green is the color of plants, the sky is called blue, etc.
But what if I am looking at the sky with someone and the "blue" I am looking at is different than the "blue" the other person is looking at ? He could be seeing what I call red when looking at the sky but calling it blue because he was taught that color was blue. Huh?

An interesting though that points well to the idea that what we call reality is all subjective. However, if the example you gave above were to be played out in the course of that person's lifetime (the person calling the sky blue because he was taught the sky is blue even though it actually matches what you would call red) then it would be likely that during his lifetime there would be enough conflicts with people around him that someone would notice something is wrong, either the person themselves would notice it (hey why does everyone say roses are red when I know them to be blue?) or someone else would notice it (hey why is he saying roses are blue when everyone knows them to be red?).

Still the more interesting question I think is would either side be right or wrong? In other words if you see something different then another and that person says you are wrong, will you suddenly see it their way? Conversely if you argue back that you are right and they are wrong will their perception suddenly change to match yours? Or will each of you go to your graves being certain of what you perceive and if so then who is right and who is wrong?
 
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