Stuff!:D

[unclefishstick]

um,to hide what a super boring person i am?
i think you're mistaking a fucked up sense of humor for any actual perversion i may have.....sorry to report that aside from my mild sociopathic tendencies im a rather bland person with the usual array of neurosis and hobby based obsessive compulsive disorder....
the plants? i dunno,i just enjoy having them around,plus its a great way to kill time and feel like something useful happened....

hate to disappoint but im really just eccentric...

 

[Grizz]

that's what Jeffery dommer said

 

[resinryder]

And John Wayne Gacy.

 

[yortbogey]

j/k

j/k

Do you fart in bed ?
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.....
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out.
Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.
What do you mean? asked his wife.
Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened,
but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers.
I think I got most of them back in...............

 

[Grizz]

damn, RR told me that happened, dident know about the turkey parts though.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Ah man they ruined the turkey gut story when he lubed his butt and put the innards in his buttthole

 

[Seaf0ur]

Interesting piece of history....

The Arabs invented the condom in 700 BC, using a goat's lower intestine...

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat.

 

[unclefishstick]

Interesting piece of history....

The Arabs invented the condom in 700 BC, using a goat's lower intestine...

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat.

what? and ruin a perfectly good goat?
oh right,they prefer sheep over goats....

 

[unclefishstick]

and you know what the difference between a scotsman and the rolling stones is right?
one is "hey you,get off of my cloud",the other is "hey mac cloud,get off of my ewe"...

 

[resinryder]

Ewe that's gross

 

[Grizz]

Ewe that's gross

what ? the turkey parts going in your ass ?

 

[unclefishstick]

hell,he had a whole turducken up there!

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Heyas!!!
Josey, the Glue King!

I think a Gorilla Glue /IC Mag Tshirt should be made.

Well, the GG is a hometown hero. Just sayin'

 

[bakerman]

Hello Stuffers and Turkey Stuffers!

 

[unclefishstick]

vinnie bakerino!

 

[resinryder]

What the stuffers doing for the weekend? Drinking beer, smoking pot, and looking at a little midget porn here.

 

[unclefishstick]

tomorrow is going to be pretty windy so i was going to work in the garden and plant some veggie seeds and some herbs,and probably go to the farmers market even though i dont really need anything....but they had a huge argentine saguaro cactus for 85 bux and another rainbow hedgehog cactus that would certainly look sharp with the other 2 i already have in the ground....then i need to clean the bikes,get the cleaner and a bucket of soapy water and all the fiddly little brushes out and really scrub them down,prepping the road bike to be sold and getting the mountain bike ready to ride for sunday when i can hit the trails and shred some knar,maybe do a big lap around the mountains,try and catch a 40-50 mile ride then come home,fire up the bbq and drink some beer...

 

[Smokin Joe]

Yeah bite me unc Its gonna start raining tomorrow and snow sunday and I got shit to do.
Howdy stufferz. And you 2 TT
forty creek is on the bar and the buds are in the jar

 

[unclefishstick]

kinda makes the west seem nicer doesnt it? year round riding,plenty of miles of open road,plenty of tiny towns with basically a bar and little else...

 

[Smokin Joe]

Every time I thik of heading to your neck of the woods i remember why I left El Paso lol