Toilet seat..Up or Down?

[minds_I]

Hello all,

I was just chastised by my sweet wife for not putting the seat back down when done.

I say that in the sixties when women stood up for there rights lost their seat.

So, I have the courtesy to lift it up before I do my business then women can put it down right?

Talk amongst yourselves, there's coffee and pound cake on the table...I am getting a little verklempt.


minds_I

 

[LEF]

you should get one of these

solve your problem, no more discriminations

 

[Stoner4Life]

if it wasn't covered in the nuptials.......

 

[BlackBuds]

From my experience you will not win at this one. ....and life is way too short.

 

[BlueBlazer]

My wife and I solved this long running argument thusly.

Both of us put both the seats down when we are done. That way both of us have to lift to do our business and put down when done.

Plus keeping the seat down keeps the mutt from drinking out of there.

Compromise is the name of the game.

 

[Weird]

they want to be equal until it comes to being treated like a woman

took me a while to get it

 

[paladin420]

they want to be equal until it comes to being treated like a woman

took me a while to get it

Noddin my head. Yeap that.
All happily married men have one universal trait.
The ability to smile and say "yes Dear"....... And look sincere enough to not get slapped

 

[Weird]

grass, gas or ASS ain't nothing for free

and normal nothing that good is cheap and easy

except for me

 

[CalcioErba2004]

This is why I won't get married, marriage=animal farm

eventually someone is more equal than the other...

 

[Lapides]

I always thought I was being considerate enough lifting the seat in the first place. I could be lazy and just leave it down and piss all over it.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I keep the seat down and if I piss on the seat I just wipe it up with toilet paper

 

[dickcorn]

Lol

 

[stoned-trout]

separate bathrooms make for a better marriage

 

[Weird]

i wish the women of ic would add some insight

 

[Kcar]

Guys don't fall into the toilet at 2AM. But my wife and 3 girls would.
What seems like the right thing to do?

 

[stoned-trout]

hang life preserver next to toilet lol

 

[Weird]

I remember seeing this on a bathroom wall near where I lived.

"Don't bother standing on the seat, <town name> crabs jump 3 feet"

 

[nattynattygurrl]

There is another reason to put the seat down…

If you don’t put the seat down when you flush, tiny drops of water, (along with whatever else is in in the water when you flush), spray all over everything…the floor, the walls, your toothbrush…I keep the toothbrush heads in a drawer, but if you leave them on the counter…
Mythbusters did a segment on it and the droplets wound up a disturbing distance away. http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/science-scope/new-evidence-that-flushing-your-toilet-with-the-lid-up-is-a-public-health-hazard/

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.htm

 

[RoadRash]

If they're at the age where falling into the toilet could be fatal, then yes, got to leave the toilet seat down.

/\ the kind of attitude that will earn one a new home on the couch.

 

[meadowman]

when toilet is flushed it sprays the liquid into a mist that covers everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush on the sink. we both put it down when done.