Stuff!:D

[Seaf0ur]

I'd fuck me

my wife's got a shirt that says that......

I noticed that. lol

I was actually being serious.... she's got it on today LOL

 

[Grizz]

WE NEVER DOUBTED YOU WERENT SERIOUS. WHATS YOUR ADDRESS ??

 

[Seaf0ur]

yeeeaaahh...... I'll post that right here on this thread.....

imagine the shit I'd get in the mail....

subscriptions to transvestite weekly magazine or somethin

 

[yortbogey]

better yet.... make U'r point by sending those same mags.... one addy over in each direction....then U'r neighbor's know what there dealing with.....

think U get shit here..... imagine those stares, and questions......

master of payback..........

 

[Grizz]

yeeeaaahh...... I'll post that right here on this thread.....

imagine the shit I'd get in the mail....

subscriptions to transvestite weekly magazine or somethin

well you can pm me her phone number, is that asking to much ? I maean you do have my cut. lol

 

[bakerman]

Don't trust them Sea!

 

[Holyherb420]

Forget tranny mags. I'd call up the local Jehovah's group and tell them to bring me some literature that I'm a satanist looking to mend my ways. Lol

 

[resinryder]

Put the neighbors on a bondage equipment mags mailing list. Request info on penis enlargment pills, pumps, pullies, etc to all the men on ya block.
Send the women adds for hair implants and plastic surgery such as breast implants and face lifts courtesy of their husbands/boyfriends . Of course if it ever comes up ell em you been getting them too.

 

[Seaf0ur]

well you can pm me her phone number, is that asking to much ? I maean you do have my cut. lol

yer cut dont cook OR deepthroat..... ain't a fair trade LMFAO

 

[Seaf0ur]

Put the neighbors on a bondage equipment mags mailing list. Request info on penis enlargment pills, pumps, pullies, etc to all the men on ya block.
Send the women adds for hair implants and plastic surgery such as breast implants and face lifts courtesy of their husbands/boyfriends . Of course if it ever comes up ell em you been getting them too.

make sure ya throw the TO: C4 "in care of" _____ insert neighbor's address here___ on all the packages.....

 

[yortbogey]

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"\

 

[TrichyTrichy]

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

 

[Seaf0ur]

The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again....

 

[Seaf0ur]

What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

 

[TrichyTrichy]

what

 

[Seaf0ur]

They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks yer screwed.....

 

[TrichyTrichy]

moar moar moar

 

[Seaf0ur]

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea?

 

[yortbogey]

do Tell....

 

[Seaf0ur]

Well.... one shucks between fits..... while the other fucks between shits....

thats it fer me folks... but I'll be here all week...