Stuff!:D

[Grizz]

I just gagged and puked, will never use marmalade again.

 

[unclefishstick]

relax your throat before you let that big cock back there next time! unless your trick was looking for the "hot lunch" ending...

 

[Grizz]

relax your throat before you let that big cock back there next time! unless your trick was looking for the "hot lunch" ending...

tips from a pro. thanks unc,

 

[unclefishstick]

practice at home with a carrot or dead rat on a stick,whatever you have laying around...

 

[Grizz]

lol. no dead rats.

 

[dansbuds]

you guys have me a little worried about ever visiting the mid west side of the country

 

[Hank Hemp]

dansbuds you ain't heard nothing yet if you ain't been coming here for long. Wait till they get really upset. Now I don't mean these guys(don't want them starting in on me) but there are some real crazies round. Not theses but others.

 

[Hank Hemp]

55 gals of Kentucky

55 gals of Kentucky

You know that standing on the corner in fishnets and heels with a 55 gallon barrel of KY really isn't considered camping. Right?

Do you mean 'shine.

 

[resinryder]

just like marmalade on buttered toast baby!

that's not marmalade it's a very advanced yeast infection!!

Do you mean 'shine.

Nope. Jelly.

 

[unclefishstick]

i know how you sailors like your sourdough too...

 

[dansbuds]

dansbuds you ain't heard nothing yet if you ain't been coming here for long. Wait till they get really upset. Now I don't mean these guys(don't want them starting in on me) but there are some real crazies round. Not theses but others.

Yeah unfortunatly Hank .... i've gotten to know a few of these guys pretty well .... & nothin that comes out of their mouths (or in... for that matter ) surprises me anymore . but it is a hoot to watch'em rip on each other & walk away smilin

 

[unclefishstick]

oh when those boys get together theres ripping alright,mostly of sphincters...

 

[Grizz]

Damn unc don't tell every secret .

 

[Hank Hemp]

Didn't take much did it dans?

 

[dansbuds]

Nope !!!!

 

[resinryder]

Last time I had an impacted bowel I sent unc a bus ticket. that muddrfucker has got suction like you wouldn't believe. Can pull a vacuum down on the micron scale quicker than a mercury vapor pump. and that's some suckin!!!

 

[dansbuds]

Ohhhhh so he had the title of King of SUK long before he ever grew a plant Huh ??? that explains alot !!!

 

[resinryder]

YUP!! But he's a good guy. Not the kind you'd take to meet the family. but a good guy. lol

 

[unclefishstick]

well that was more of a case of my skills as a gerbil whisperer...and hamster whisperer....and prairie dog whisperer....and wolverine wrangler....and heavy equipment operator....once we got the backhoe out of your ass it was easy enough to coax the noahs ark you had packed in your ass out....see,i told you all you needed to do was wedge a couple sheets of plywood under the wheels so they would get traction on your prolapsed rectum and hemorrhoids and past the pools of rancid ky jelly ....

 

[resinryder]

lol, was waiting for it