Super Duper Funny Picture Thread # 3

[robogro]

[FONT=&quot]funny stuff....
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[FONT=&quot]Affordable Boat Act[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat act" [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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These "affordable" boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that every American can now [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]have a "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not including [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]monthly usage fees.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.

If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you
can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]buy one or can't afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the
desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not
exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are not acceptable excuses [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]for not using your boat.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the port, starboard or stern [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]of a boat) will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]use your boat along with how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat
has outlived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,(like a $500 compass) or a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]newer and more expensive boat.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...it's only fair.
The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]result in fines and possible imprisonment.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]If the government can force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy a boat ... or ANYTHING else...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

 

[MJBadger]

Fuck me those chilli burgers have a hell of a kick .

How to get higher safely .

 

[BlueBlazer]

 

[Pinball Wizard]

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Stonefree69]

 

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[MJBadger]

This is for all the bacon lovers out there
Made by a company in Seattle & in their blurb they say it can be used underarm or private areas , WTF ? unless the GF is into bacon flavoured sacs I can`t see where private areas come into it . They also say ; If using this product do not eat or hike in woods without a firearm . Maybe the Bears like bacon balls as well

Huh ?

 

[Weezard]

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Weezard]

 

[Tudo]

 

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[Stonefree69]

 

[Stonefree69]

 

[Stonefree69]

 

[Stonefree69]

 

[Stonefree69]

No time for the old in-out love

 

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[Stoner4Life]