you know U are a real grower when:

[supermanlives]

when the cops walk thru your legal grow

been there done that . was quite a good feeling knowing they couldn't take shit. the older female cop told me when she retires soon she is gonna try mj. one of the male cops told me they busted a similar setup earlyier. anyone dumb enough not to have a rec in cali well you know.lol

 

[DamnUglyDogE]

or you take some hairbrained off hand comment by a fellow grower and start it up... personaly and for all to join
kiddie pools, lol, still loving it and laughing when i think about it, AD

why u need that chem suit anyhow, dawg?

Not all that long ago..
Someone said...
Hey... Wouldn't it be something to grow our weed without dirt... Man.. That would be sick....




Careful what ya say around really stoned people...
Someone my just be stoned enough to go out and do it...



I was just playing at work(Nurse) heading into an ISO room....
Lucky me_not_ I found the one job I cant get stoned at... Damn Ethics....
Though... There are many types of highs in this world....
Lurking between rooms on ICmag and had to post something funny on another thread...



Ya know your a real grower when you
find yourself taking pictures
for a weed growers forum and a laugh....

You know your a real grower when you
want to create a strain with a high
one gets after (training kicks in) & you bring someone
that's been dead for 2 minutes... Back....
..............beep....beep...beep....

 

[hush]

When you keep finding bits of leaf matter every time you sweep the floors in the house, and the last time you manicured was months ago.

 

[HOVAH2.0]

When you keep finding bits of leaf matter every time you sweep the floors in the house, and the last time you manicured was months ago.

When you quickly start dismantling your grow for a walk-thur by the landlord tomorrow and you keep finding buds you stashed when you were high!.. 3 oz total so far..

 

[wantaknow]

when the dude that's slinging the fire keeps bugging you for a Scooby snack!,why you think they are so damn hungry ?lol

 

[EclipseFour20]

When you screech to a stop (and shop)....after seeing a store banner, "ALL GARDEN ITEMS 50% OFF".

 

[Calimed]

When you debate trashing an entire grow because your grow partner wants to harvest early.

 

[Bigge]

If you take a shower at least once every couple of months with a bucket, pump or hose in the tub with you.

If you defer vacations because you can't leave your grow....for years.

 

[hush]

If you take a shower at least once every couple of months with a bucket, pump or hose in the tub with you.

HAHA! That's the fucking truth right there! Only, in my case, that applies more to "you know you are the WIFE of a grower when..."

lol

(I do all my garden maintenance late at night, and my wife always takes the first shower of the morning...)

 

[trichrider]

when you look for NPK ratings on cereal boxes.

 

[hayday]

Every blessed place you go is scanned for potential.

 

[blastfrompast]

when you wife starts using lingo like "cropping" "purging" and she knows the ladies schedule better than you....

FYI my wife takes a peak at my rooms mebbe 3-4 times a year, BUT she keeps me on cycle work wise... ie "shouldn't you be downstairs CLONING"

And she doesn't smoke, in fact my sativa leaning hybrid of unknown origins gives her migraines just to catch a whiff..

 

[Avinash.miles]

you see a sign that says "10$ cuts" and think (for just one second) that they are selling clones.
colorado....

 

[purple_man]

you visit a canna expo and gots to shake your head chronically ... while you try to explain the basics of plant nutrition and physiology to fertilizer companies, or basics of genetix and plant breeding to so called "breeders/seedbanks"

blessss

 

[tjo]

build a house with secret room...
what else?

 

[Stoner4Life]

build a house with secret room...
what else?

you buy a house because of it's secret rooms.......

 

[Avinash.miles]

build a house with secret room...
what else?

you buy a house because of it's secret rooms.......

you move to a state where you don't need secret rooms

 

[EclipseFour20]

You go to the Indoor Garden Expo and find yourself correcting or pointing out the errors on the guy's claims/sales pitch.

I try not too...but sometimes, I really can't help myself. But when I hear some stupid shit being is spewed "as facts"--hard not to walk away...unless everyone is wearing "I am with stupid" t-shirts, then it's real easy to walk away. Cuz you can't fix stupid!

Cheers!

 

[ColoradoOG]

You know your a grower when:

You usually dont walk on the grass, otherwise your constantly looking around for diseases or pests.

Your garden gets ac but the rest of the house dont.

All your bowls are caked cause everyone you know isnt desperate enough to scrape them.

Driving across town is a vacation.

Laundry mat is a common place

Whole house drinks R/O

Measurement and measurement conversions are second nature like ml, tsp, tbs,liter quart gal,grams, oz, lbs ect

and finally, you know when your a grower when your a pot snob!! If it isnt right you wont be smokin it

 

[hup234]

all your tupperware has sharpie lettering written and crossed out all over the outsides...