YOUR BEST CHINA TAKE OVER JOKES PLEASE!!!

[bombadil.360]

saw two super beautiful Chinese tourist ladies the other day, just saying.

 

[supermanlives]

if you aint offending some folks you aint being honest with yourself. I might add this to my sig lol. now where my hash damnit. with like 25 grams you think it would be easy to find

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

the real joke is that china wouldn't want to take over the present clusterfuck anyway


but it might be wise to remember that chess was invented in asia ........ just sayin

makes absolute sense considering who owes who

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

saw two super beautiful Chinese tourist ladies the other day, just saying.

better get used to it on a larger scale

what do we have like 28 hours or some shit?

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

YES, this is racist! WTF? Somebody must be offensive and everyone should just be bow your head and take it, or this just isn't America apparently.

Dude, I sacrificed just so you can say exactly shit like that. But, wrong place, wrong time. Isn't this against the TOU?

If you have this opinion fine. But that's ALL it is. Don't be misrepresenting it as an accepted fact. It's not.

before I officially tell you fuck you im going to tell you why im going to say fuck you:

**hindi ppl make jokes about indian or rather hindi accents 24/7

**Asians make jokes about Asian accents and Asians in general 24/7

**black ppl makes jokes about black ppl constantly

***white americans make jokes about anyone who is not them besides their own

we all joke about not only each other but ourselves, our own families, children pretty much whatever we can notice about the world outside of ourselves

I will admit that it can only be racist if im actually looking down on those ppl for their differences which I never do, im just not built that way

so because this thread was started with a happy heart and comedic sense

FUCK YOU!!

(HINDI ACCENT) HEY BUDDY THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!

oh yeah and thank you for your sacrifice, lord knows were all waiting until you swoop in to fix the this whole deficit thing and finally give the government a sensible budget plan that they wont abuse, yeah hopefully you wont be a drama queen like the rest of the ppl in government oh wait you did that already with your post! oops too late!

dude you were shot at and you find this offensive? WOW, or were you one of the ones that did most of the shooting?

 

[waveguide]

 

[waveguide]

so.. i'm interested.

how much of what you hear in american media about china do you actually think is true?

 

[supermanlives]

soy sauce is good on everything but pussy. lol

 

[Midnite Toker]

Cat's in the Kettle

Cat's in the Kettle

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=catsin+the+kettle&FORM=VIRE2#view=detail&mid=B02080824C5032E2466AB02080824C5032E2466A
So, Supermanlives, Weird Al is saying you might want soy sauce for that pussy after all!
~mT

 

[Eighths-n-Aces]

monty python knew this crisis was coming a while ago ........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2P_pVze6s

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

you know something? there is no better minstrel, reality show better than this sorry ass government we have I swear.

in true drama queen/bitch fashion "all of a sudden" theres a deal being hashed out and always in the 12 hour

yeah term limits for the lot, these fuckin political monkeys in this place have been ridiculous for years now and its time for real change

personally I wanted to see this shit collapse, bunch of grown ass men actin like fuckin children, lets not even talk about how republicans are fucking this place up faster than a chinaman can use and abacus. maybe shit would have been a lil better if the Chinese did come over and take this shit over, they don't have a problem with obesity

I woulda taken obamas position as well, all he did was react the way a grown man acts who knows hes gonna have to fuck somebody up if they hit him.

sorry mutherfuckas are trying to do to him what they did to bill Clinton when he tried to do some good in this sorry ass place, no wonder him and ol billy boy can sit and have a powwow about all this stupid sshit going on

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