I gots sebun teethes left

[Floridian]

Damn I am tootheless and drunk,and I don't normally drink.I normally have teeth though,damn what a biter.Gots a full head of hair just lackin chompers.I thought I'd make it well into my sixties o well missed by a decade.They expected me to wear these fake chompers right from the start..Bet they have their own teeth the fuckers.Wanna make me scream?Look past ma gums and tell me to chew on some fuckin razor wire cause its about the same as trying to wear these oral devices from hell

 

[Crooked8]

What happened to the teeth? You didnt take care of them?

 

[Crooked8]

Implants suck but thats an option. You just need racks of money

 

[Snow Crash]

Implants suck but thats an option. You just need racks of money

Dude. Tell me about it. A combination of soda and chocolate before bed time and not having my wisdom teeth removed has caused me an incredible amount of pain. From extraction to new tooth, it's about $4-5K each. I have two replaced already and I'm waiting on 4 more... It's rough, but at least they are permanent. And $30,000 is worth it to chew food.

 

[Floridian]

I couldn't spend implant type money on an orifice that has always caused me grief lol.I took care of them alright I just stopped seeing dentists in my twenties which looking back may not have been too wise.Its the gumby that goes don't you knows

 

[Midnite Toker]

Right there with you, only 2 teeth come together
On a positive note, you have helped me decide to get drunk! Thanks for that!
~mT

 

[JRace]

they expected me to wear these fake chompers right from the start..Bet they have their own teeth the fuckers.Wanna make me scream?Look past ma gums and tell me to chew on some fuckin razor wire cause its about the same as trying to wear these oral devices from hell

"They" don't expect you to wear shit.
"They" just want to help you eat.

So either
A) suck it up and be glad they are not still made form wood
B) design new dentures that are better
C) build a time machine, go back to your past self and show him what will happen if he stopps taking care of his teeth.

Sorry to hear about it though, that sucks.

 

[resinryder]

Seben is better than six

 

[Stoner4Life]

Right there with you, only 2 teeth come together
On a positive note, you have helped me decide to get drunk! Thanks for that!
~mT

You're a funny guy.......


but looks ain't everything

 

[supermanlives]

you don't need teeth anything can become a smoothy lol. you can drink all your food.

 

[Snow Crash]

you don't need teeth anything can become a smoothy lol. you can drink all your food.

Hell yeah it can. I go for some frozen berries and peaches, a Choban yogurt (18g of protein), apple juice, and a banana almost every day. I was using hemp seed meal in my smoothies for a while but its really gritty.

 

[supermanlives]

blended food is actually better for ya . easier for body to break down from what I have heard. one ribeye and potato smoothie with lea and perrins Worcestershire sauce comeing up . lol

 

[Floridian]

The fuckin horror!Now they are taking dykes(diagonal cutting pliers)and digging in my gums to cut out tooth pieces so my temp dentures fit.The humanity

 

[Capt.Ahab]

 

[floralheart]

Damn I am tootheless and drunk,and I don't normally drink.I normally have teeth though,damn what a biter.Gots a full head of hair just lackin chompers.I thought I'd make it well into my sixties o well missed by a decade.They expected me to wear these fake chompers right from the start..Bet they have their own teeth the fuckers.Wanna make me scream?Look past ma gums and tell me to chew on some fuckin razor wire cause its about the same as trying to wear these oral devices from hell

my buddy had fake teeth at age 30. you did good.

 

[TwoforTwo]

implants suck

implants suck

I hate when my teeth have to be replaced
f*ck