Australian and New Zealander Smoker's Lounge

[Donald Mallard]

geez noydie thats more than my whole lifetime of posting in less than a year...

 

[noyd666]

howdy mate ,yer what happens sitting around, hows the paddock going? our weather is shit again.

 

[Donald Mallard]

perfect weather here,
pretty hot,
been throwing a lot of water around ,
things are progressing nicely,
a field of bud in a few weeks time ...

 

[wallywombat]

its going to be a warm one this year around my parts

 

[b00m]

Cold an wet again down this way but it won't last for long then it'll be 40c days melting an killing everything with no water
Got to do what we got to do, like getting my bore water pump fixed so my plants don't stand out in a sea of brown dirt an sand

 

[wallywombat]

hahaha classic always making me laugh boom hehe

 

[Sat X RB]

good morning All

wonder if some months ago now, anyone saw the Australian Story on Charmian Biggs ... Ronnie's wife? it was very interesting and included how Ronnie ended up back in the UK and FREE!

too long to write down here, but here's a pic of Ronnie (miraculuously recovered from an almost fatal stroke). Charmian said all the train robbery money was used to change Ronnie's identity when he came to live in Oz for a while. BUT note that Ronnie dresses 'Saville Row' and (imagine cockney accent here) there's a fazand pands worf of fine wool on the old geezer's shoulders!

and wot's Ronnie saying to the world in his picture? I say back: good on yer Ronnie! you were almost a real Aussie (not like that Clive bloke).

 

[bugman52]

NO Foliarege just a shout an a flower or flowers

 

[noyd666]

bugman , it looks like a NERINE the old lady ses.

 

[noyd666]

mobile.

mobile.

evening SAT , we want a motor in our chairs mate, whip around the harvest a bit quicker. RONNIE LOOKING A WEE BIT DIFF, GOOD LUCK TO THE OLD TRAIN ROBBER.

 

[noyd666]

COULD BE MR'S N.KELLY.

 

[Sat X RB]

View ImageView Image COULD BE MR'S N.KELLY.

What's the matter with you people? It's A GHOST. A fucking Ghost! all right?!

it's the ghost of a whole lot of ancient shit that has no relevance to ANYTHING that's going on today except the repression of women and the repression of sexuality as something normal and natural. it's about male domination and all the bullshit reasons in the world we commit violence against one another and against other mens wives and children!!!!

I SAY FUCK the GHOSTS! FUCK'EM!!!!

 

[noyd666]

ALL RIGHT THEN, CALM THE FUK DOWN, GHOST'S COME IN WHITE.

 

[Sat X RB]

ALL RIGHT THEN, CALM THE FUK DOWN, GHOST'S COME IN WHITE.

I can't give you rep so I 'll complain face to face instead!

no, Noydie ... ghosts come in all colours. especially white, I agree ... but also black ... and sometimes there's blue ones like above.

these blue ghosts are symbolic of BAD THINGS HAPPENING! we must not ignore this. we must not become complacent toward blue ghosts in our midst.

maybe you don't have them in that island paradise where you live ... and there's none in the bush paradise where I live either. but if I saw one I 'd run like fuck and warn everyone on the way that it's the END OF THE WORLD!

I 'd yell things like: blue ghosts are behind today's Kenya massacre ...

 

[noyd666]

well of course sat I agree. you just took a diff slant on the photo is all.

 

[944s2]

good morning All

wonder if some months ago now, anyone saw the Australian Story on Charmian Biggs ... Ronnie's wife? it was very interesting and included how Ronnie ended up back in the UK and FREE!

too long to write down here, but here's a pic of Ronnie (miraculuously recovered from an almost fatal stroke). Charmian said all the train robbery money was used to change Ronnie's identity when he came to live in Oz for a while. BUT note that Ronnie dresses 'Saville Row' and (imagine cockney accent here) there's a fazand pands worf of fine wool on the old geezer's shoulders!

and wot's Ronnie saying to the world in his picture? I say back: good on yer Ronnie! you were almost a real Aussie (not like that Clive bloke).


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hiya ,sat, not wanting to be pedantic but ronnie biggs is not a "cockney",,
if you are born within a mile of the sound of "bow bells" then and only then are you a true "cockney" like myself who was born in the "london hospital" in whitechapel and as i have been told over the years by many aussies "nearest thing to an aussie is a cockney" lol,thats why i like popping in the aussie forums,,know the humor and the slang ,,lol
ronnie biggs is another londoner,,no cockneys in the great train robber crew,,,,peace and regards 944s2

 

[noyd666]

yo bro.

 

[Sat X RB]

Public Apology to Noydie ...

Mate, I 'm goin' ratty out here in my little bush paradise. It's still too dry to plant so I haven't much to do ... and I can no longer smoke dope cos of my illness. So I 've been eating it instead and just quietly I think I 'm eating too much and I 'm getting these crazy symptoms.

for example: I 'm seeing blue ghosts. well, it's not so much I 'm seeing them it's that I 'm paying attention to them in ways I wouldn't have if I wasn't eating dope ... if that makes sense.

and the words of a crazy englishman appear before my eyes when I look at these pages. he's got the englishman's disease of everything neat and tidy in terraced rows where cultural inventories extend BACKWARDS for fucking centuries. he's got all this baggage ... but hasn't got a name!!! just a fucking number!!! how crazy is that?!

so I 'm gonna have to stop looking in at these pages each morning ... or I 'm gonna have to stop eating dope. the latter would be a shame because the dope is within sweet little crunchy anzac buiscuits made by my dear never-complaining wife. she of the vacuum cleaner lips.

clearly I 'm beginning to rant and as bOOm suggests should clear the airwaves before I get banned for spamming ...

cheers All!

 

[The Hummus Monk]

There is 1 letter in his number.

 

[noyd666]

DONT OWE ME ANY THING SAT YOUNG MAN, MAYBE AN ANZAC BISCUIT, GET WELL.