Ketchup and Mustard Conspiracy

[mrcreosote]

NUTELLA FOR CORNDOGS.


Can't be any more disgusting than peanut butter and jelly mixed together in a jar.
That's just wrong on so many levels that I'm sure it violates quantum mechanics somehow.

Oh yeah, I hear you. Not that bad, you say...

You'd be wrong.

 

[supermanlives]

wheres my grey poupon

 

[Dirt Life]

Ketchup + mustard = orange apocalypse.

 

[im me]

You cant forget about the little ranch dressing containers.

 

[floralheart]

...ketchup and mustard are the antidotes...

and i'm utilizing homeopathy to stretch my supply.

you mean water? lol

 

[floralheart]

I'm still trying to understand your basic point - you had mustard that went bad??????

It waters and is a year or better past the date. I didn't think it was like honey.

 

[floralheart]

it's the mid 60's & I'm at a Yankees game with my best friend and his father, we have our hotdogs and other stuff but my pal Greg still has his mustard packets unused. He tosses them down & is gonna step on them but his dad stops him, finally when the game ends and everyone is getting up Greg stomps down and pops a packet of mustard. Kablooie! it explodes all over the back of the guy seated in front of us, this was the 60's and most gentlemen showed up @ ball games in suits.

Mr B's eyes lit up and he made the shush sign across his lips & we got outta the stands in a hurry, that guy had no idea.......

lol good story

 

[RobertPaulson]

Its all ways for companies to squeeze even more money out of the bottom line. Lets face it, freebies are bad for business. Its kinda like airline companies. Luggage used to be free but now you have to pay for it. Its a slow, steady, slippery slope. Little by little, things that we used to take for granted are now "service" charges. Sucks.

 

[supermanlives]

I can make my own mustard in a pinch lol. I keep dry mustard just in case .can make mayo too. don't use ketchup much

 

[longearedfriend]

yes American Airlines charges 5$ for little ear phones
6$ for a tiny bottle of wine

thank god some airlines don't charge, was on the plane not too long ago, had a couple of beers while watching 40 yr old virgin. fun.

 

[supermanlives]

I get drunk before boarding plane.

 

[hayday]

Hey...I thought you actually flew

 

[mrcreosote]

Off duty.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I get drunk before boarding plane.

really??? I don't get it.

I get a hooker.......

 

[im me]

^^hooker first then get drunk.on the plane.

 

[Stoner4Life]

^^hooker first then get drunk.on the plane.

im me for the win!!!!!


it didn't take too long to move from spicy expired condiments to booze n' hookers, this is what I love most about this place.......

 

[supermanlives]

bring hooker on plane join mile high club .

 

[Dirt Life]

Hot sauce > mustard/ketchup


Truth.

 

[Nor'Easter]

yeah fuck the nazis that try to stop you from eating ketchup on their hot dogs at their hot dog joint! I paid for it, where's the damn ketchup? I never cared for mustard, only the hot chinese mustard, but lately I like the 2 mixed on hot dogs. Only problem is I can't eat them and have had like 3 in the past 5 years, oh well. peace

 

[im me]

im me for the win!!!!!


it didn't take too long to move from spicy expired condiments to booze n' hookers, this is what I love most about this place.......

What can I say I enjoy the finer things in life.