The situation comes up once in a while where people are talking about growing You don't want these people knowing you grow, because they obviously can't keep their mouths shut where ever you are that you'd rather not advertise to the general public that you might happen to grow a few flowers here and there.
In those situations, I try to just shut up and sit quietly. Sometimes though, it just gets to be too much. I can't correct them because then they might put it together that there may or may not have been some herb growing in the past or present on my part.
Sometimes the conversation just gets too humorously full of errors for me to handle and I have to add to the mayhem.
Other times, especially when obviously red eyed and slowed down/smiley, people directly ask once in a blue moon if I've ever grown weed.
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What kinds of things do you say when asked directly if you grow/smoke when you don't want to advertise it to everybodyaround you?
or
if something funny comes up where you can just add something humorous to a conversation about growing but can't come across as knowing how to grow?
Some examples...
"I'd never even be able to figure out how you grow that stuff. I'd probably destroy it. I heard you had to grow it in buckets of water or something. .....yea....under the water....how would that even work?"
and
"The only reason people in California can grow so much purple weed is because they have all the grapes out there...(explain) I heard if you grow your buds in jugs of grape juice, they'll turn purple and taste like grapes, and their grapes are the freshest."
In those situations, I try to just shut up and sit quietly. Sometimes though, it just gets to be too much. I can't correct them because then they might put it together that there may or may not have been some herb growing in the past or present on my part.
Sometimes the conversation just gets too humorously full of errors for me to handle and I have to add to the mayhem.
Other times, especially when obviously red eyed and slowed down/smiley, people directly ask once in a blue moon if I've ever grown weed.
..............Skip To Here If You Don't Want The Backstory.................
What kinds of things do you say when asked directly if you grow/smoke when you don't want to advertise it to everybodyaround you?
or
if something funny comes up where you can just add something humorous to a conversation about growing but can't come across as knowing how to grow?
Some examples...
"I'd never even be able to figure out how you grow that stuff. I'd probably destroy it. I heard you had to grow it in buckets of water or something. .....yea....under the water....how would that even work?"
and
"The only reason people in California can grow so much purple weed is because they have all the grapes out there...(explain) I heard if you grow your buds in jugs of grape juice, they'll turn purple and taste like grapes, and their grapes are the freshest."
