Chapter Two.
I was in Starbuck`s yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really loud so craftily, I timed my fart with the beat of the music. I nailed it and it made me smile as I sipped my coffee. My stomach rumbled and a load more farts joggled for position. So with some small amount of concentration, I managed to synchopate them with the drum beat. I was quite pleased with myself and was already feeling better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me… WTF??
I suddenly realised that I was listening to my iPod!!
That's what happens when old people start using technology !
I was in Starbuck`s yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really loud so craftily, I timed my fart with the beat of the music. I nailed it and it made me smile as I sipped my coffee. My stomach rumbled and a load more farts joggled for position. So with some small amount of concentration, I managed to synchopate them with the drum beat. I was quite pleased with myself and was already feeling better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me… WTF??
I suddenly realised that I was listening to my iPod!!
That's what happens when old people start using technology !