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Obama Auctioning Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since 2008

WaterBear

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http://nationalreport.net/obama-auctioning-marijuana-seized-drug-raids-since-2008/

Obama Auctioning Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since 2008 -

Washington DC — In a controversial move said to raise funds for a possible war in Syria, President Obama today announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since he took office in 2008. The auctions are to be held in only states that have legalized the drug and only to users with a medical marijuana card.

22-year-old Leland Hollandale from San Diego said he’s excited to participate in these auctions. “This is so cool. I’ll be able to buy my weed cheap, all off the broken dreams of others who are now in prison. I’m so stoked!”

Critics are quick to point out Obama’s stance on marijuana when he initially ran for President. “Back in 2008 when running for President, Obama said he would be lenient on marijuana laws, but since taking office he’s done just the complete opposite,” said 30-year-old Chris Roybal from New Mexico. “He’s conducted major raids in every state that has legalized marijuana. He’s seized billions of dollars worth of property and assets, ruined families, and put thousands of people in prison. All of this over a harmless plant that should be legal in the first place. He is by far the toughest President on marijuana in over 20 years.”

Dean Huls had his marijuana dispensary raided back in February and is now looking at 18 years in prison. “These auctions are beyond ridiculous. He’s taking the marijuana that’s been seized on a Federal level from states that have legalized it, and then selling it back to them. Obama is by far the biggest drug kingpin in the world and instead of being locked up in prison, he’s the President of The United States.”

Garret Roach, head of the DEA task force in California, said he’s excited about what Obama is doing. “We’ll be carefully watching and tracking everyone that’s buying marijuana from these auction houses. Obama already gave us the green light for raids in all 50 states at the beginning of his presidency. These auctions will give our organization so many new leads in the war on drugs. I can’t wait to make more seizures and put these potheads in prison where they belong.”

Marijuana auction houses will be setting up in all major cities of states that have legalized the drug. Only people carrying a medical marijuana card will be allowed to participate. Users will be limited to two pounds of marijuana per month.

The DEA has setup a 24 hour hotline to answer any questions you may have along with finding a marijuana auction house near you.

Marijuana Auction Hotline: (785) 273-0325

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/obama-auc...d-drug-raids-since-2008/#sthash.ceRnvpPT.dpuf
 
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vonforne

That has got to be a fucking joke!!!!

A seriously bad joke.
 
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willyweed

it is not an ideal situation ,but sure beats putting it on the fire, so nobody gets it !
 

Stonefree69

Veg & Flower Station keeper
Veteran
1st headline: Obama Auctioning Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since 2008

2nd headline: Police arrest themselves for trafficking felony Schedule 1 drug

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Morcheeba*

Well-known member
Veteran
are they going to care if its all moldy or infested w/bugs......and to sell it to patients is low.

but then again it is the U.S. Govt and they only care about the $$$.

fucking bunch of worthless representatives we all have in D.C.


peace
 

gaiusmarius

me
Veteran
this must be bs. would be in all the news otherwise, not just some obscure website with a bunch of nutty stuff.
 

Chevy cHaze

Out Of Dankness Cometh Light
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Funny at least... times are so crazy, it could be happening in the USA.

Then again, it kind of takes the fun aways, when even the craziest scenarios you'd ever imagine could as well be reality. What's the point of mockery anymore?
 

MildeStoner

Active member
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The one terrible side effect of marijuana: Approximately 75% of frequent users are completely oblivious to satire..
 

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