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obama selling weed now!!!! well auctioning cannabis

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
Veteran
From the article-----


Garret Roach, head of the DEA task force in California, said he’s excited about what Obama is doing. “We’ll be carefully watching and tracking everyone that’s buying marijuana from these auction houses. Obama already gave us the green light for raids in all 50 states at the beginning of his presidency. These auctions will give our organization so many new leads in the war on drugs. I can’t wait to make more seizures and put these potheads in prison where they belong.” -
 

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
Veteran
Full article here-

http://nationalreport.net/obama-auctioning-marijuana-seized-drug-raids-since-2008/

Washington DC — In a controversial move said to raise funds for a possible war in Syria, President Obama today announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since he took office in 2008. The auctions are to be held in only states that have legalized the drug and only to users with a medical marijuana card.

22-year-old Leland Hollandale from San Diego said he’s excited to participate in these auctions. “This is so cool. I’ll be able to buy my weed cheap, all off the broken dreams of others who are now in prison. I’m so stoked!”

Critics are quick to point out Obama’s stance on marijuana when he initially ran for President. “Back in 2008 when running for President, Obama said he would be lenient on marijuana laws, but since taking office he’s done just the complete opposite,” said 30-year-old Chris Roybal from New Mexico. “He’s conducted major raids in every state that has legalized marijuana. He’s seized billions of dollars worth of property and assets, ruined families, and put thousands of people in prison. All of this over a harmless plant that should be legal in the first place. He is by far the toughest President on marijuana in over 20 years.”

Dean Huls had his marijuana dispensary raided back in February and is now looking at 18 years in prison. “These auctions are beyond ridiculous. He’s taking the marijuana that’s been seized on a Federal level from states that have legalized it, and then selling it back to them. Obama is by far the biggest drug kingpin in the world and instead of being locked up in prison, he’s the President of The United States.”

Garret Roach, head of the DEA task force in California, said he’s excited about what Obama is doing. “We’ll be carefully watching and tracking everyone that’s buying marijuana from these auction houses. Obama already gave us the green light for raids in all 50 states at the beginning of his presidency. These auctions will give our organization so many new leads in the war on drugs. I can’t wait to make more seizures and put these potheads in prison where they belong.”

Marijuana auction houses will be setting up in all major cities of states that have legalized the drug. Only people carrying a medical marijuana card will be allowed to participate. Users will be limited to two pounds of marijuana per month.

The DEA has setup a 24 hour hotline to answer any questions you may have along with finding a marijuana auction house near you.

Marijuana Auction Hotline: (785) 273-0325
 

OLDproLg

Active member
Veteran
How long ago was that shit???

Hopefully not resent with the good news...
THEY CAN STUFFIT!!!
Lg
 

LayedBack

Member
Fuck Obama. He's a clown and they ought to impeach him. Even if I don't mention all of his other failures the worst of it is they he has completely embarrassed America on the world stage. No one is taking us seriously while we have this retarded community organizer as a leader.
 
Obama Auctioning Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since 2008

Obama Auctioning Off Pot Seized In Drug Raids since 2008Washington DC — In a controversial move said to raise funds for a possible war in Syria, President Obama today announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since he took office in 2008. The auctions are to be held in only states that have legalized the drug and only to users with a medical marijuana card.

22-year-old Leland Hollandale from San Diego said he’s excited to participate in these auctions. “This is so cool. I’ll be able to buy my weed cheap, all off the broken dreams of others who are now in prison. I’m so stoked!”

Critics are quick to point out Obama’s stance on marijuana when he initially ran for President. “Back in 2008 when running for President, Obama said he would be lenient on marijuana laws, but since taking office he’s done just the complete opposite,” said 30-year-old Chris Roybal from New Mexico. “He’s conducted major raids in every state that has legalized marijuana. He’s seized billions of dollars worth of property and assets, ruined families, and put thousands of people in prison. All of this over a harmless plant that should be legal in the first place. He is by far the toughest President on marijuana in over 20 years.”




Dean Huls had his marijuana dispensary raided back in February and is now looking at 18 years in prison. “These auctions are beyond ridiculous. He’s taking the marijuana that’s been seized on a Federal level from states that have legalized it, and then selling it back to them. Obama is by far the biggest drug kingpin in the world and instead of being locked up in prison, he’s the President of The United States.”

Garret Roach, head of the DEA task force in California, said he’s excited about what Obama is doing. “We’ll be carefully watching and tracking everyone that’s buying marijuana from these auction houses. Obama already gave us the green light for raids in all 50 states at the beginning of his presidency. These auctions will give our organization so many new leads in the war on drugs. I can’t wait to make more seizures and put these potheads in prison where they belong.”

Marijuana auction houses will be setting up in all major cities of states that have legalized the drug. Only people carrying a medical marijuana card will be allowed to participate. Users will be limited to two pounds of marijuana per month.

The DEA has setup a 24 hour hotline to answer any questions you may have along with finding a marijuana auction house near you.
◾Marijuana Auction Hotline: (785) 273-0325

this is from the National Report so take it for what its worth
 

soursmoker

East Coast, All Day!
Veteran
2 pounds a month?! holy shit...


I hate to say it but Obama is a puppet.... just a smile on the tv... perfect too because if they ever need to wack him they can just blame it on some racist... LOL

hate to say it but there is no point in hating Obama... he can't control anything...
 
ya im so slow and fat on a computer. thanx for putting up the info faster than me hahahaha.

I wonder what line of work our pres is gonna be doing after he leaves office......

Way to lead by example. Do as I say, not as I do.

nice modern day Robbin Hood. Except rob medicine from the poor n needy, then give it too the people who can afford to pay for ruined product.

I wonder if they aution off the medicine, then bust em on the way out, and re-auction it all over again......
 

toppin

Active member
Veteran
What a joke.

Taking the weed out of the hands of the sick too sell it back too the sick too fund a blood bath. Wow thats not what weeds for.

Send that weed to syria, tell them to smoke one and chill there bean man. May stop them killing there own people.
 

zymos

Jammin'!
Veteran
Jeez Louise, people

Jeez Louise, people

IT'S A SATIRE SITE, LIKE THE ONION!!!!

I was shouting cause apparently some people are really dense....
 
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Pinnate

Indeed! I'm in Ireland and well know that "news" on Obama posted by a bunch of mouthbreathing racist knuckledraggers must be taken cum grano salis
 

hush

Señor Member
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Pinnate

An edit button would be sooo useful . . .
But I didn't know it was satire ─ as opposed to wingnut crypto-racism . . .
 

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