Hatchet wielding Hitchhiker Now in JAIL.......

[blastfrompast]

I'm guessing Kai was out partying...

Woke up during the assault and went LOCO.

Or he is shit-bat crazy and wanted some more attention....

Hey look at me sorta thing...

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Where dpes Kai buy his musical instruments??

Sa-maaash (Sam Ash)

 

[floralheart]

I think he tried to make Kai touch his kona, and drizzle his butt with cocoa butter. Kai said I'm not touching your coconuts, and chopped his tree down.

 

[Scottish Research]

I think he tried to make Kai touch his kona, and drizzle his butt with cocoa butter. Kai said I'm not touching your coconuts, and chopped his tree down.

They should make a new video where the guy is saying "suck, suck, suck!"


R.Fortune

 

[Stoner4Life]

w/out making light of the condition I'm fairly certain that Kai's schizophrenic. I've poked fun of him from the start but I really can't help but pity him, his own fame for a good deed brought him into the spotlight making him a target of someone willing to take advantage of someone else in a vulnerable position.

He probably wakes up some days wondering what, how, why he got to the place he is right now; and I mean to say he wakes up actually very confused unless of course they're keeping him high on big pharma.......

still weird as all get out, where's the made for TV movie btw???

 

[dagnabit]

I don't remember Kai saying he could park a bus in his ass.

No rape, at least not in the legal definition. 3rd degree sexual assault might even be a stretch.

A jizz-bombing may be a legal grey zone. A bit more rude than spitting on someone but
basically the same.

Hurt feelings doesn't justify Homicide.
Although these days with all the crybabies running around...

i would personally consider both deadly assaults.
but then again im a documented germaphobe..
hep a-z,the hiv,the herp...
yeah i would be in fear for my safety if someone came at me with a cup of spit,spunk or shit.
i would do everything in my power to prevent the biological weapon from contacting.
if i woke to find i had been assaulted with a biological weapon i would probably do the same as kai.
but then again im from the generation before the one that thought putting your balls on a sleeping friend was funny.
in my day you would get pumpkin headed for that shit right there.

 

[floralheart]

I think jerking off on a guy would justify homicide. Call me a crybaby.

You're not gonna be in the right state of mind, and the guy who did it, caused it.

You've just been sexually assaulted, and here, preventing a further assault would legally justify taking a life.

I mean honestly, if you jerked off on me. Don't be surprised when I have your head in a cars door jamb and am repeatedly slamming it. I'd snap, and I don't think anyone would blame me.

 

[floralheart]

How do you know what a person who just jerked off on you is going to do next?
I mean, they just jerked off on you. That's pretty fucking crazy itself, no?

And for those of you who think the Secret is bogus. This is a perfect example of crazy attracting crazy. Like attracts like.

Guy who jerks off on people. Meet hatchet weilding homeless white guy with Hawaiian name. Universal justice. The perfect end to a perfect story.

 

[floralheart]

They were playin just the tip when it all went wrong.
Kai says, I don't want none of that King Kong Ding Dong.
He pulled out his hatchet and hid up the way
Made the first slice of the day, KAI left em KIA

Don't touch my tiki torch, if your rasta let's scorch
I'm homeless not a homo, arigato without the domo.
They quit making telephone booths so i've got no telephono
I'm Kai and I'm high so you know I'm in the zone ho

I'll pick you up at 6
The machete works like this...

(turntables)