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Dumbest Weed Names
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LMAO!!!
That and Koran OG and Galactic Beaver Dominator, man oh man.
round here, it's... that bin laden weed. lol
guerilllataktic
Member
arjan's ultra haze #1,#2,#3,#4,#5,#6,#7,#8,#9,#10,#11,#12, you catch my drift any one who can name multiple strains in " honor of themselfs" equals deuche bag.
stoopid fucking name arjan
stoopid fucking name arjan
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userdude
Green crack is probably the worst name, and Shit. I've never heard of a strain named crystal meth, but I'd think all the Breaking Bad fans would be cool with that one.
botrytiscinerea
Member
Twitter OG from Mother Chucker I just came across is a pretty terrible name
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Chamba
In a lot of cases I bet it's a case of the dumber the name of the strain is in direct relation to the lack of actual breeding and testing that went into it.
It's obvious that many of the most trying too hard to be cool, stupid and poorly chosen strain names had more actual time spent on name selection than parent selection
What makes me laugh (in a sad way) is when reading the strain description by some pollen chucker "and this strain should finish in x weeks" or :this stain should yield big...." then you know even the idiot who made the seeds hasn't even grown out the results of their chucking to find out..lol.
what is even stupider is when I read a post here from some future pollen chucker who names the "strain" (and I used that term in the most comical way) before they have even germinated the seeds that they intend to be the parents......lol
Everyone knocks Greenhouse's Argan, it's pretty obvious he's a bit of a Alpha male wanker.....but you all have to admit his documentaries aren't too bad, not that's there's much competition out there. (and that is until either Marco or Argan sometimes try too hard and open their mouth too much as it's not so much what they say, it's the staged, hammy, take 13! way they do), I recently saw part 1 and 2 of his latest one about Colombia, it was good to watch, better than the previous ones.
It's obvious that many of the most trying too hard to be cool, stupid and poorly chosen strain names had more actual time spent on name selection than parent selection
What makes me laugh (in a sad way) is when reading the strain description by some pollen chucker "and this strain should finish in x weeks" or :this stain should yield big...." then you know even the idiot who made the seeds hasn't even grown out the results of their chucking to find out..lol.
what is even stupider is when I read a post here from some future pollen chucker who names the "strain" (and I used that term in the most comical way) before they have even germinated the seeds that they intend to be the parents......lol
Everyone knocks Greenhouse's Argan, it's pretty obvious he's a bit of a Alpha male wanker.....but you all have to admit his documentaries aren't too bad, not that's there's much competition out there. (and that is until either Marco or Argan sometimes try too hard and open their mouth too much as it's not so much what they say, it's the staged, hammy, take 13! way they do), I recently saw part 1 and 2 of his latest one about Colombia, it was good to watch, better than the previous ones.
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xxDR.KICKASSxx
dog shit $ cat piss wtf who in their right mind would want to smoke that shit
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Peter Parker
Purple Drank. Definitely the dumbest name I have ever heard of.
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xxDR.KICKASSxx
another stupid name I heard was daddy's girl but I think the dude just named it whatever he wanted
Kosher Kush
Psychosis
strains where they just slap random words together like "ghost train og haze"
Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze
SSSG
DMT
Psychosis
strains where they just slap random words together like "ghost train og haze"
Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze
SSSG
DMT
lord bongington
Member
kosher kush lol
It should kill whoever smokes it.
The rabbi says the blessings before the chop.
One of my personal favorite strain names is, Somali Taxi Ride.
In about 3 months I'm gonna hit Pre-98 Bubba Kush s1 with my homespun Peyote Purple x Sour Diesel IBL. Thinkin about calling it "Bubba's Peyote Flophouse." What d'yalls think, is that name taken yet? Just messin', but while Pre-98 Bubba Kush s1 x (Peyote Purple x Sour Diesel IBL) sounds great on paper, the technical name don't have much of a ring to it. Open to suggestions.
hope you ain't ending up in some ladyboy love triangle story ...
call it what you wanna call it but COME ON!!! flophouse???
blessss
...call it what you wanna call it but COME ON!!! flophouse???
blessss
SirSteely
Member
The names of the strains has gotten a little bit silly and sometimes just plain stupid. Here in some of the Cali dispensaries they will name something just based on its smell. Alot of times they sell sativas as indicas and vice versa under all kinds of meaningless names. But overall dumbest name ever?? In my opinion is green crack .What a great way to bring some negative vibes to decent strain.
hope you ain't ending up in some ladyboy love triangle story
call it what you wanna call it but COME ON!!! flophouse???
blessss
Funny stuff purple man, of course I'm just kidding with the name. And while Ladyboy Love Triangle has a ring (and some truth) to it, bush-league chuckers IMO aren't remotely qualified to introduce strain names to the global marketplace. Among my crew we'll prolly call it bubba purple d but if it ends up spectacular and I was to send some freebies it'd be called Pre-98 Bubba Kush s1 x (Peyote Purple x Sour Diesel IBL).
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willyweed
so true, my god i thought it was just me that thought is was a dumb ass name,one day growing will become legal,not everywhere,but in enough places to matter.to call a harmless plant something associated with a processed drug with the power to destroy people's lives so fast can only lead to disaster ! if anything it makes the job of main streaming weed to the population even harder!
i read somewhere on hear that is was the crack or smack heads in canada that truly gave it it's name. lol
when did people start taking advice off crack or smack heads?
will do more harm than it will ever do good
A thought... it's not really a strain even. Indica's and sativa's are strains. The rest are hybrids of crossing those strains. But if you have to use profanity in your strain name???? F...ing Incredible...REALLY But look at the source. Taking someone elses hard work of stabilizing a hybrid you buy a bag of their seeds make a bunch of F1's give it a crappy name and call yourself a breeder. So thumbs up to the DJ Shorts of the world and Mandala seeds. Quality gear from top to bottom. No stupid names !
