HELP NEEDED A.S.A.P

[im me]

I have to take a drug test on tuesday do any detox products work?
i can't get someone else's piss cause everyone i know smokes.
if i drop dirty ill lose my job and be completely screwed. this is the first time they've ever wanted to test me in two years didn't see this coming. any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

I don't know anything about this...but there have been numerous threads on this subject, do a search in the Toker's Den.

 

[Grass Lands]

When I got tested...I drank the shit out of water...filled up the ole bladder and was dying by the time I had to pee in the cup...but it worked...

 

[im me]

i can get clean urine from a female friend would they be able to tell? the test is a instant drug test not a lab test.

 

[Grass Lands]

as long as they do not test for hormones you should be good.

 

[im me]

^^^ thanks do you know if male and female urine have the same ph? cause i remember some instant drug tests test ph

 

[Twist1]

There should be no difference between male and female urine ph beacause of gender - it depends mostly upon what that person eats and drinks.

 

[Bmac1]

Sir, the good news is, you passed your drug test.

The bad news is, you're pregnant.

 

[im me]

^^lmao thanks i really needed that laugh I've been stressing the fuc* out.

 

[HidingInTheHaze]

get a fake piss kit.

Dilution drinks can have a narrow window in which they are effective and can be a pain in the ass to use properly.

 

[FirstTracks]

whizinator!

 

[Skinny Leaf]

Using the chicks piss is ok as long as it is at the right temperature. Not the right temp = fail.

 

[floralheart]

well timed niacin and dirt weed

 

[fatherearth2011]

pennies for thoughts

pennies for thoughts

Using the chicks piss is ok as long as it is at the right temperature. Not the right temp = fail.

98.3F fyi

i haven't done this personally but a friend who was applying for a job as a pharm. tech at wal-greens said they did this:

7/11 microwave for 30sec.
baby bottle
leak tight bag, and double bagged if it's directly on your skin.

and then walk right in and take it. fill up to the line and let them hear you pee a lil bit if the doors open.

 

[floralheart]

98.3F fyi

i haven't done this personally but a friend who was applying for a job as a pharm. tech at wal-greens said they did this:

7/11 microwave for 30sec.
baby bottle
leak tight bag, and double bagged if it's directly on your skin.

and then walk right in and take it. fill up to the line and let them hear you pee a lil bit if the doors open.

sounds like a set up for a comedy movie.

 

[fatherearth2011]

after the fact

after the fact

I have to take a drug test on tuesday do any detox products work?
i can't get someone else's piss cause everyone i know smokes.
if i drop dirty ill lose my job and be completely screwed. this is the first time they've ever wanted to test me in two years didn't see this coming. any help would be greatly appreciated.

best way to keep a secret is don't tell anyone.