There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
My Troll is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my troll is useless.
Without my troll, I am useless.
I must piss off my troll true.
I must post more than my troll, who is trying to One up me.
I must post quality before he shoots me.
I will. Before God I swear this creed:
my Troll and myself are defenders of my ICMAG, we are the masters of our Threads,
we are the saviors of my Good times.
So be it, until there are no Bad vibes, but peace.
Amen.