Stuff!:D

[unclefishstick]

lol,more like october when it isnt a million degrees out during the day....and its not like i can even leave the garden overnight as it is....right now the trailer will mostly be for hauling stuff too big for a backpack,and none of this double trip nonsense to do laundry...with this thing i should be able to do all the laundry in one trip and go grocery shopping....been looking at an expandable bike trailer with a 1500lb capacity....get something like that and i could pretty much eliminate having to get rides aside from being lazy or just too far away to haul a load that far,but in town for like a load of lumber it would be perfect.....crazy,i know....i dont have anything against cars,just the drivers...

 

[Grizz]

we feel the same way about you damn bike riders on our streets, stay the fuck on the side walks.

 

[unclefishstick]

sidewalks are for pedestrians,from all us cyclist,slow the fuck down and take 5 frickin seconds out of your life and let us get by safely...

 

[Grizz]

move bitch, get out the way

 

[unclefishstick]

that faint sound you hear in your car,its not the engine knocking,its me laughing as i watch you suckers line up to pay 5 bucks a gallon while i patiently pedal by...sure,it may take a little extra time and effort,you would be surprised how little time it saves in a small city like this...and as far as the effort,it only takes 5 minutes in walmart to convince me im doing the right thing...
for what im about to drop on a bike im sure i could find a crappy used car except it would never be able to deal with the mileage...i rode about 6500 miles in the last year...

 

[Grizz]

yeah but while your dodging us motorist and sweating your nut sack off I have the ac cranking cold air and the stereo going and my girl bent over getting head while I try not to run over your slow ass

 

[unclefishstick]

as she pushes aside your gross white belly to get to your shrunken genitals shes thinking about me....who was that oaken limbed stallion she wonders to herself as she chokes down a bit of vomit and her hands feverishly clench the rumpled 10 dollar bill that will buy her another few hours of cracky oblivion...i bet hes never click on a craigslist ad "looking4funtimes"....

 

[Grizz]

lol, how in the hell is she going to see you with her head in my lap ? she might hear the thump thump as I run over you and ask what was that, oh nothing babe just another bike rider, another one down. another one bites the dust.

 

[milo_xxx]

sup stuffers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3RklB9B2fg 2:02 mins in joesy.

 

[Hank Hemp]

Unc just a thought

Unc just a thought

had a puppy i was sitting for a couple of days so im out of peanut butter,did some recreational carpentry and painting,rebuilding my back breezeway....going in tomorrow to buy another bike and a trailer with a 100lb capacity....

Any of them gals weigh more than a 100 lbs, I'd guess.

 

[unclefishstick]

she can get her own bike,what am i running a rickshaw service now?

 

[Hank Hemp]

Well the 2nd appeared athletic with the way she broke her fall. The first well you know she's a lady with the way she "assumed the position" even in the worst of times. You have to respect that.

 

[resinryder]

sidewalks are for pedestrians,from all us cyclist,slow the fuck down and take 5 frickin seconds out of your life and let us get by safely...

Would be damn nice to see you "bikers" getting tickets for failing to maintain the posted speed limit on the road. You want the same rights to use public roadways, figure a way to pedal dat ass 55 mph!!
If you can't maintain at least 45 hit da fuckin ditch when we come flying past ya ass. lol

Posted by JW---
"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I have the ac cranking cold air and the stereo going and my girl bent over getting head while I try not to run over your slow ass"[/FONT]

Did you notice jw said in his post that his girlfriend was "GETTING" head? Can't believe you guys let that one slide.

 

[unclefishstick]

by that same logic then according to most state laws if im maintaining at least 60% of the posted speed limit than i have full right to take up the entire lane so are you prepared to suck it and sit behind me if i stay off higher speed roads? no,probably not...what you're probably talking about is drunks on bikes that lost their license so they were probably dumb asses to start with,go ahead and hit them,im talking about people wearing helmets who are actually obeying the traffic laws...whatever,get your ass out there on the streets every frickin day and see how you feel about it after a couple weeks .. im just gonna stick with the several billion other people on the planet not to lazy to transport themselves...

 

[resinryder]

lol. You know they did pass a law here 2 years ago that say you have to give bike riders at least 3 ft when passing them or stay behind them until you have the proper space to pass. Safe for them pain in the ass for us when there is one of those asshole that do want to take up the whole fucking lane. Assholiness is a 2 way thing no matter what they are riding in or on

 

[xxDR.KICKASSxx]

just got another tat gun here comes fun

 

[unclefishstick]

do you know why we do that? and yes,im the asshole taking up the middle of the lane...its because otherwise most people dont see us,you say asshole,i say im trying to not get hit by assholes,like i say,try being out there without 4000 lbs of metal around you and your opinion will change real quick...

 

[resinryder]

Say you're getting another bike eh? Getting one with the cool banana seat and the high rise sissy bar and the gorilla hanger handle bars?

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Light up!

 

[unclefishstick]

Say you're getting another bike eh? Getting one with the cool banana seat and the high rise sissy bar and the gorilla hanger handle bars?

ummmmm.no.... a surley ogre....disc brakes,29 inch wheels full xt comp package