What's the difference between a ginger & a brick?
The brick gets laid.
(Sorry Hank ... couldn't resist
The brick gets laid.
(Sorry Hank ... couldn't resist
What's the difference between a ginger & a brick?
The brick gets laid.
(Sorry Hank ... couldn't resist
I enjoy getting fucked with....and that is not a joke
So a drunk stagger out of a bar right into 2 priests. He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says "No, son, you're not." The drunk turns to the 2nd priests and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The 2nd priest says "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the 2 priest. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and shouts, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
A murder has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know, five... maybe six... Put me down for a five."