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Turd burgers, anyone?

Grass Lands

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Don't know about y'all but this is just plain ass nasty...

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/

Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop


Anyone up for some poop burgers?Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.
He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.
And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.
Why would he even think of it, you might ask.
Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.
Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.
According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.
It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.
"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.
Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.
Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.
Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.
Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...
 

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
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Now that shit has become valuable, you think they'll sew our asshole shut so we don't capitalize on items such as turd dogs, turdwurst, turdeye steaks, and my personal favorite, turda asada!!
 

skullznroses

that aint nothing but 10 cent lovin
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In ten years people will be going full on raw poop diets, once they catch on to the bennies
 

foomar

Luddite
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At least the bugs are cooked , unlike that disgusting macrobiotic yoghurt containing an ecoli strain found up someones bum .
 

moses wellfleet

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I straight up don't believe that article, if they really wanted to reduce waste they would be feeding the poop to worms and making a product farmers could use... Stop yanking our chains!:moon::mooning:
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Yeah......and if you have more than you need for fine dining at home......you can always sell it back to the grid....

...I'll have a dog turd and tonic please James.....lol
 
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OrganicOzarks

I am glad I don't eat "meat."

Did anyone notice his fridge was labeled "shit burger?":)
 
When will this be incorporated in their porn industry only seems logic captain. I eat alot less meat now maybe two three meals a week feel light as a feather and more connected to plants.
 

moses wellfleet

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To me this is a sign for humans to stop breeding, there is so much sewage piling up the only option is to eat it!... No more breeding!
 

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