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Be careful of those casual hookups with chicks....

moses wellfleet

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Rather go to a swingers party if you really feel the need to drop your load... Organized is always better than casual!
 

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purple_man

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that's why there is only 2 viable options for growers who plan on staying the fuck out of the pen: #1) celebacy or #2) youporn. good luck to your bro, and everyone watch out!

blessss
ps.: all hail youporn :)
 

Hank Hemp

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So tell us?

So tell us?



that chick sounds crazy, maybe she'll come to her senses before it gets into the courts.

worse yet is hooking up with strange/felonious chicks w/mal intent.

and let's not forget the horror story of the CraigsList rendezvous where a Toker's Den member stuck a strange finger in his mouth after meeting (meating?) his date in the darkness of a house.

stay away from CraigsList chicks period! don't respond w/pic to some hottie that's 420 friendly and willing to hook up 'even w/older guys, their weed's better!' the ad will say. If you're lucky you'll only get a thumping and her bf steals your stash. Not so lucky? you're sending pics of yourself to the local leo and telling them that you've got great bud and you're coming over now!


drunk chicks @ parties??? they're never any good in bed anyways.

Are you speaking from experience or did you just hear this? LOL LOL :tiphat: sorry had to ask LOL

Y'all know chuckyoufarley had the beginnings of a good idea. Know you can't glue their knees together, how could they walk? BUT you could like in the children's story bell the cat aka a bell pussy ring with a bell to warn off future mates. I think it's a brilliant idea.
 
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WelderDan

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Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

Hindsight has 20/20 vision. Oh, the stories of crazy drunk/high on cocaine chicks I could tell you. Stay away, far far away.

Just trust me on this one
 

MildeStoner

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Are you speaking from experience or did you just hear this?
There was a thread about it in the den ages ago, scary stuff lol. As another member mentioned above, bullshit metre did a little wild pinging whilst reading over it, perhaps an embellished story someone heard and passed on..
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

I am sure glad that I no longer even think about hooking up with hot chicks...Been married a long time and that will break you of chasing women I promise.

minds_I
 

R03

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that chick sounds crazy, maybe she'll come to her senses before it gets into the courts.

worse yet is hooking up with strange/felonious chicks w/mal intent.

and let's not forget the horror story of the CraigsList rendezvous where a Toker's Den member stuck a strange finger in his mouth after meeting (meating?) his date in the darkness of a house.

stay away from CraigsList chicks period! don't respond w/pic to some hottie that's 420 friendly and willing to hook up 'even w/older guys, their weed's better!' the ad will say. If you're lucky you'll only get a thumping and her bf steals your stash. Not so lucky? you're sending pics of yourself to the local leo and telling them that you've got great bud and you're coming over now!


drunk chicks @ parties??? they're never any good in bed anyways.

That is a scary tale there that you have recalled.
Remember lads, the entity/she/it is still out there, it will invite you over, lead you down a dark hall, don't go in.
Maybe it moved into your town. Be careful lads.
 
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