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you know U are a real grower when:
- Thread starter stoned78
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when you decide you need some space, not a garden in the bathroom, boundaries like a pro, for get this, "a personal life" lol
and youre not a hypocrite "environmentalist" or even "wise guy" burning 1K watts for your head.
and youre not a hypocrite "environmentalist" or even "wise guy" burning 1K watts for your head.
HAZE FIEND
Member
lol me to a t!>.. lol just thought id borrow your 20 posts instead as im to busy too write my own as gota get back to my grow-When you buy water without any intention of consuming it yourself
-When your electric bill for your plants exceeds the amount of electric you use for yourself
-When you run out of PH Testing supplies, can't get to the hydro shop and think 'Oh no, I'm doomed!'
-When you have dreams about your plants or with your plants in them
-When you spend more time with your plants than you do other human beings
-When the guy at the hydroshop can anticipate what you are there for because you pick up needed supplies like clockwork.
-When the guy at the hydroshop winks at you after you make a purchase, even though you haven't ever told him what you are growing
-When the guy at the hydroshop says your his no1 customer
-When instead of sucking cock for coke, you suck pipes for smoke?
-When the police ever come to your door for something non related to your grow, you get nervous even if you are the only one who knows
-When you learned more about plants and chemicals than you ever did in science/biology class
-When you have two cameras for taking pictures, one for macro shots and one for regular full plant shots
-When you grow buds larger than your 12 inch penis (thats right ladies, call me! )
-When the main use of your expensive cameras are for cannaphotography
-When you smoke buds longer than your arm....regularly
-When you smoke your homegrown with friends and they ask you where they can get some, and you tell them 'You can't buy any, the guy is out of it, I got the last bag' just so they don't know you grow
-When you can't smell your plants much even when your in the same room with them, but the mail man can smell them from the front door
-When harvest time is when you are happiest
-When you can easily tell final harvest dry weight, from a freshly picked harvest just by looking at it
-When you go to the cannabis cup and know more about the strains being displayed than those who grew them and are competing.
-When you are actually patient enough to let the plants finish properly
-When you pretty much pin point the harvest date to the exact, even from the day you plant a seed
-When your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband is jealous of your plants
-When your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband cheats on you because you don't pay attention to them anymore and then you throw them out and they try to take a bunch of shit with them when pretty much everything is yours ...fucking bitch. (eat pre-nop!)
-When no one can ever get their hands on bud as good as you
-When people ask to get some of the bud you smoke from your dealer for them, you say he is always out, but you always have bud
-When you answer 'you know your a grower when...' thread, with a list of more than 20 'you know your a grower when..' replies
HAZE FIEND
Member
first part me already, second part what i got to look forward too soon too lol... dunno if i should be exited or dreading it from how much my time is soacked up with ma girls
always worth it in the end tho.. 
when you keep some bammer and a pipe from mexico made out of stone on hand. For nosy neighbors that get a good whiff of some loud, eventually they will pop their head over asking for a toke or mentioning they have asthma smell it from 1/2 mile away blah blah. KEep that bammer keep them guessing = )
... you like to grow and breed more than you actually like smoking & selling it.
A
ak-51
Your pets often have weed particles stuck in their fur.
You often have weed particles stuck in your hair.
You find weed particles in the shower drain.
Basically what I'm saying is that you are surrounded by weed particles at all times, but especially inside your home.
You often have weed particles stuck in your hair.
You find weed particles in the shower drain.
Basically what I'm saying is that you are surrounded by weed particles at all times, but especially inside your home.
when oil dabs are like a pepsi
start off with pallets, and then move onto truckloads!
when your soil guy takes 10 minutes to count all the cash you just gave him and it reminds you of a 10pack deal goin down..
when you have to use a bobcat or tractor to fill your mounds instead of doing it by hand..
when you go to the hydro shop at 5pm, work all night, realize you need more shit so you are back at the hydro shop as soon as it opens the next morning..
you have a different ph pen, arsenal of nutes/tools, and vac sealer for every grow spot..
you have to rent the biggest space in the storage facility to store all your extra grow related crap..
someone already said hating brokers right???
lets add trifling females to that list.
lets add trifling females to that list.
A
ak-51
You are just fooling around on the internet and you get up to take a dump and OH MY GOD DID YOU LEAVE THE HOSE RUNNING IN THE BASEMENT... AGAIN!!!???:!?!
.... well at least the res is full now.
.... well at least the res is full now.
most of your $ is spent on seeds...
blessss
blessss
When you stop wondering if you're a real grower?
you buy new shoes at $30 hoping they will last a lifetime
