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It's getting god awful here in the states.......

motaco

Old School Cottonmouth
Veteran
I think you just need to chill out man. With that attitude you will feel persecuted forever. You will end up alone in some shack in the mountains. You are letting paranoid nutters spook you.


no more threats of secretive unlawful imprisonment.
Are your friends being abducted? Has anyone you ever met been abducted? I got arrested for having a weed pipe on me and taken to the station. I wouldn't call that a "secretive" imprisonment though.

nobody implanting microchips in your body.
Again is this really a day to day problem you are having? Men who keep trying to implant microchips in you? We don't have those problems in my neighborhood.

nobody controlling the weather.
??? I thought we had gotten rid of sorcery several centuries ago. Are necromancers making a comeback too?

no more secret internment camps. no threats of drone strikes. did I miss something???

Again are weed dealers being blown up in drone strikes in Mexico? Do you really worry about being blown up in a drone strike at a red light in traffic? If you do I have good and bad news for you. You are not that important. Nobody gives a shit. There is no file on you at the CIA.

Turn off your TV and crazy internet information sources. Go outside. Smoke a bowl in the sunshine. Quit worrying about all this crazy nonsense you've worked yourself up over. You will feel better.

The TV wants you to be scared, and paranoid, and confused. That keeps you glued to the TV. Just go live your life man. Don't worry about that crap.

Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.

When I think about the problems in my life it is that rent is too high, I get paid too little, and school and health care are overly expensive. I'm not having a lot of problems with men trying to control the weather or implant micro chips in me. You should just move to a new neighborhood. I promise you shit like that is not happening to most people.
 

Protea

Member
I know off just such a place, its an island in The Gambia. And has a"daemon" living on it. Or at least so the people believe. The difference to other daemons, or jujus, is that the one on coconut island hates anybody that claims authority, police, army, tax man, or what not he hates them all and gives their children canser, or makes the boat sink on the way back to mainland, or whatever bad stuff you can imagie
This has resulted in the island being selfegovernd by the four village elders, they only ever has contact to the government if they need money for the school. And the govnment just let them be. The island has five hundred types of birds and half is a nature protection zone so completely un spoiled.
The first time I went there I sat down next to the first person I saw sitting alone and asked him if he's knewow to go about getting a joint and he handed me one, and said he was happy to show me his cannabis field, he had a huge one, as the main cash crop is cannabiss they probably grow tonns of it, weary idyllic but dirt poor and no infrastructure
 

dagnabit

Game Bred
Veteran
In The U.S. uneducated citizens are ignorantly voting against their own best interests.
The idea was never vote based on your own best interests but to vote to insure liberty.
The problem is we have voters who think they can vote for their own selfish needs and still have liberty.
But time and again they vote for one statist or another based on what "they can do for me"
 

Rob547

East Coast Grower
Veteran
I was born in Colombia, have always wanted to go back. From what I understand Bogota is high enough elevation that there aren't really any bugs and shit (mosquitoes) and its pretty beautiful all year round. I wouldn't imagine the govt would fuck with you too much, and it is now a lot safer than it has been in a long time.

New England is too cold, every year I just resent the snow more. I get people like the seasons and whatnot, and it would be strange to not have them, but fuck cold weather.

I thought there was a place in CA or somewhere in the desert where no one really fucks with you? Kinda like that place in Into the Wild where the hippies live? But now its like overrun by meth addicts and shit.
 

Chunkypigs

passing the gas
Veteran
there are some nice islands in the carrib where rastas live pretty free and land in the mountains is cheap in US dollars. their governments are going to be as f-ed as here or worse but you can live a poor life, grow weed and not be stigmatized by society in general. if you want to move somewhere and sell illegal herbs I think all bets are off and the US states are the place to be for that.

spain and portugal sound like they might be nice if you want to live simply and grow some weed. Hawaii big island. once prohibition drops central and south america looks good but I'd hate to wind up in prison down there for cultivation...

there are plenty of US states that have decent MMJ cultivation rules that are livable for a hard smoking family.

Colorado has legal weed and 19 counties where you don't need a building permit. they have MMJ dispensaries and soon legal shops. Personally I'm not nuts about the state but the way I see it it's the freest fuckin' place in the world from a weed standpoint and from the freedom to build and live in whatever you please on your own property. shortly they will have legal stores selling clones to people and that is when this growing thing really changes.

once you can go to a shop and grab 6 legit clean clones of whatever strain you desire, that's cannabis freedom in my book. it will spread 3-1/2 years from now I think. maybe even 2014 elections.

wish my land and home was there right now for sure.
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Detroit- You can become a slum lord for cheap.

Greece- Pick up a nice villa on the cheap and go riot on the weekends

Cyprus- no one has over $100,000 anymore after the bank holiday. Property prices will be down although capital controls might be a problem.

Spain- Almost 60% youth (18-25 yr old) unemployment. Lots of cute girls, no jobs, what else is there to do except fuck and riot.

Italy and Portugal- See Spain.

Germany- the rest of Europe are your debt serfs. Slave Master, ja.

Japan- nuclear living?

North Korea- catch a ride on a warship over there. Play with nukes and hang out with Dennis Rodman

Argentina- eh, capital controls

Mexico- Cocaine cowboy?

Small island in Thailand would probably be my vote. I like my patch of grass on the lake though. It's worth fighting for.
 

mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites
Veteran
I vote for drinking heavily and hiding your head in the vagina...

Then again, I don't have a lot of property to sell either.

If I did I'd probably head to Atlantis.

I hear that place was kickass.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I was born in Colombia, have always wanted to go back. From what I understand Bogota is high enough elevation that there aren't really any bugs and shit (mosquitoes) and its pretty beautiful all year round. I wouldn't imagine the govt would fuck with you too much, and it is now a lot safer than it has been in a long time.

I thought Medellin was the place to go, its perfect mountain elevation is supposed to provide a spring-like climate most of the year. and Latin ladies are the finest.
 

lost in a sea

Lifer
Veteran
first picture i uploaded onto icmag on this nic..

panama mane

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Detroit- You can become a slum lord for cheap.

Greece- Pick up a nice villa on the cheap and go riot on the weekends

Cyprus- no one has over $100,000 anymore after the bank holiday. Property prices will be down although capital controls might be a problem.

Spain- Almost 60% youth (18-25 yr old) unemployment. Lots of cute girls, no jobs, what else is there to do except fuck and riot.

Italy and Portugal- See Spain.

Germany- the rest of Europe are your debt serfs. Slave Master, ja.

Japan- nuclear living?

North Korea- catch a ride on a warship over there. Play with nukes and hang out with Dennis Rodman

Argentina- eh, capital controls

Mexico- Cocaine cowboy?

Small island in Thailand would probably be my vote. I like my patch of grass on the lake though. It's worth fighting for.

spain sounds nice "fuck and riot" what more can a guy ask for:biggrin:
 

Hash Zeppelin

Ski Bum Rodeo Clown
Premium user
ICMag Donor
Veteran
what is sad is everything you said is true except one thing. nobody implanting microchips in your body. this is not happening. there is no need for it. there is actually micro chips in your check cards/ credit cards, and clothing depending on the brand.

I love to debunk conspiracies. what I have been finding in my research though is that these are not conspiracies. This is readily available proven info, tested by the scientific method and recorded on film or paper many times.

For instance most people think there is still nation states. that is proven false, and documented as false. We are in a globalized banking plutonomy as of the 2007-2009 bail outs. The crash was engineered.

A globalized banking plutonomy is the new form of banking plutocracy which has been our true government from day 1.
 

gaiusmarius

me
Veteran
did anyone mention Iceland? the only country in the world that told the bankers to go to court to get their money and not bother the gov with their crap. they recovered inside of 2 years and are doing great. they jailed a few bankers and told the rest to prove their claims in court, all of a sudden it turned out they didnt have to go bankrupt after all. i really love that they ddn't bow to the bankers like the rest of the western world did. they let us all be robbed to save the banks that were reaping massive profits from taking huge risks all along till they lost, when they decided to have the common man pay for their losses instead of taking it them selves. so yeah that day the people were betrayed by those elected to represent them. all over the western world, but not in Iceland.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran


good answer.

I'd be moving out of northern minnesota where it gets down to -30F/-45F regularly during our winters, don't think my bones can stand Iceland. The only reason I didn't mention warmer climates in my OP was because I assumed anything mentioned by members response would almost certainly be warmer than where I am now.

I checked out the #1 Icelandic dating site (IceHarmony.com) and the chicks looked frigid. :)
 

Easy7

Active member
Veteran
The Government would seriously mess with you in Colombia. The rebels and paramilitaries too
 
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Prairie Boy

I'm taking off to Panama,then I'm gonna do exactly what mean mr mustard has instructed.

Cheers PB
 

DarthFader1

Member
Veteran
Surprised no one has mentioned NZ yet.

Pros: Bottom of the world, tons of affordable land out of main centres, low population, low corruption, low government interference, very leniant judicial system, good welfare and healthcare system, lots of nice beaches, mild weather great for growing in, i think biggest pot smokers per capita in the world or at least 2nd or 3rd.

Cons: Bottom of the world, girls are below par especially in attitude, being the butt of australian sheep jokes all the time gets old really fast
 
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