I was at the Living Organic Soil party when.........

[bajangreen]

This tread was made to be fun, the rules are simple keep it clean, use your imagination and end your post in a way so the next guy can continue.

Here goes.

I was at the Living Organic Soil party when bajangreen and Microbeman were sitting next to a vortex brewer drinking 2 tall glasses of beer when all of a sudden...................

 

[OrganicOzarks]

When all of a sudden everyone said "who the fuck spent the money on the vortex brewer when we having fucking microbeman at the fucking party?"

 

[TwistedPistils]

Hey what happen to the party? What's in the brewer MM? MicrobeMan leans closer to the vortex brewer and says....

 

[lostenspace]

Re: I was at the Living Organic Soil party when.........

You guys are funny. Thanks for the morning laugh

 

[Greenheart]

I really needed it when some parasite started yanking my chain in the forums earlier. As to what's in the brewer I call it Horsepiss. Here you want a sip? Some ol' coot and I came up with the recipe at the last party. It got so big and out of control we had to start a new one over here which is why I'm using bajangreen's vortex brewer.

OMG! Look who just showed up...

 

[Granger2]

It's Granger. He says you guys should dump what's in that brewer and make a new batch using his 37 ingredient tea recipe, inoculating it with an expensive Mychorrizae [spl?] inoculant from WalMart...

 

[Neo 420]

from which MM scoped and saw only two amoeba's floating around so .......

 

[OrganicOzarks]

from which MM scoped and saw only two amoeba's floating around so .......

So Microbeman stuck his dick in the vortex brewer, and the microbial count exploded!

 

[gloryoskie]

And Jesus wept. Then knelt down and made fartie sounds with his
hands like this:

Then He got up and told everyone....

 

[Microbeman]

God I've gotta take a shit, this is one of the stupidist parties I've ever been to. Oh no here comes Evan Folds to replenish his perpetual vortex with magic Storch juice. We better...

 

[MrSterling]

Give this a bump to the top because...

 

[MrSterling]

Bump.

 

[Microbeman]

Big ups to Mr Sterling as he makes a sterling decision.

 

[OrganicOzarks]

Because Yummybuds snuck into the party, and decided to fuck the suction side of the vortex brewer. Yummys dick swelled up, turned purple, and we had to call the fire department to bring the jaws of life to get his dick out. Then.......

So before someone wants to try to point out the fact that I am talking about a lot of dicks I will. Go to any party with extremely drunk guys, and somebody will do something stupid with their dick. It may be as simple as fucking a 250lb chick, or as complex as sticking their dick in someones ear, and snapping a picture. Inevitably though someone is going to bring out their dick, and do something regrettable.

 

[Neo 420]

I noticed OrganicOzarks talks about a lot of dick so gave him some hermies that....

 

[vonforne]

opened up when his fly was open and then...............

 

[ICMaggotMe]

opened up when his fly was open and then...............

there appeared the exalted one....Swami Kushendez......bearing gifts......

And his followers reeled in their dicks, accepted his offerings and.......

 

[TOM BOMBADIL]

And rememberd we prefer sensi, so

 

[vonforne]

They all looked at their little stumps and said..........

 

[trichrider]

"Holy Mother of God"!! immediately genuflected and muttered to themselves upon having the misfortune of being caught at that exact moment with beers in hand instead of bong.
Overcome with drunkenness and gazing into the vortex, they violently released their secret ingrediant into the tea...