HOW MANY FIVE YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?

[clearcutter]

Only 24.

What about how many 90 year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Again i could only take 24. I feel like a such a wimp.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

I remember this being one of the truly epic threads at overgrow..... Some of the responses were classic.

 

[HughGhasso]

HOW MANY FIVE YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?

29 old people.

 

[cliff angel]

5 year olds as many as you want, i throw a handfull of candy on the ground and get to boot stomping
old folks same answer but change candy to bingo cards and early bird coupons

 

[Stoner4Life]

Am I allowed to use 1 as a club?

grab 2 small ones & windmill w/the little bastards.

 

[blue green]

I think all of you so far are tripping...

Most 5 year olds are obese these days. It would only take a basic strategy and they would smother you before you could beat many away.
They wouldn't have to be good fighters, just little tubs of lard.

 

[HOPS5K]

I don't think I could take that many due to my bad leg, but if they're gonna be really fat, then I would just sedate them with McDonalds and then give them something to do until the rolly pollies took a nap.

 

[frankenstein2]

Am I allowed to use 1 as a club?

That was my exact thoughts. Use one of them to beat the rest to death!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!! So at least 50 then.

 

[The_Protege]

I would have one or two of the little buggers by the leg swinging them round matrix style like neo vs agent smiths

Seems like the preferred method...

 

[Puffaluffagus]

28

What kind of bullshit is that?

Unless I'm completely hog piled in the first 5 seconds, I think I could devastate at least twice that many.

 

[theJointedOne]

Hurting 5 year olds is not good.

 

[Green Supreme]

Really, I am sorry then. Peace GS

 

[mrcreosote]

With or without a taser?

 

[clearcutter]

I don't think I could take that many due to my bad leg, but if they're gonna be really fat, then I would just sedate them with McDonalds and then give them something to do until the rolly pollies took a nap.

I like your line of thinking.

You could throw them a tablet or gaming device and let them just fight themselves over it.

 

[lost in a sea]

depends where they are from really.. some parts of the uk are rough but not quite the level of the favelas of brazil..

 

[that smell]

this is so wrong, but 27 of those little bastards

 

[Harry Gypsna]

I'd just tell em there is no Santa, and stroll away while they sit down bawling their eyes out.

 

[Midnight Tokar]

I'd just tell em there is no Santa, and stroll away while they sit down bawling their eyes out.

What do you mean there's NO SANTA????????????????

 

[Stdane]

Waauuw

Waauuw

None if they've skills like this 5-year old:
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[Midnite Toker]

22. The smaller they are the easier they fall. If I was 20 years younger you would see why they call them toddlers.