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Megayields VERT Paradise...c'mon in!

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
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Thank you Aminas....I am so tired we have been building 10 x 4 greenhouse(s)...well we aren't even done with the first one. The Pebble Beach investor bought these $700 pieces of shit that are like a erector set on ACID ...the "instructions" (cough) if you want to call them that are a fucking joke...customer service could care less....I think an illiterate deaf and dumb pygmy wrote them! It's is flippin cold (hell it's almost down to 45 degree's in the morning's).....and my partner and I are pulling what little hair we have left (actullay he has a lot of hair..me ..not so much)out of our head trying to put this POS together....lol

Well once we get the mother den built then we start (sound of swelling Star Wars music fills your ears- Clone Wars oh yeah) 400 - 500 every month.....I am buying stock in Clonex.....more later
 

Arminius

"I'm not a pezzamist, I am an optometrist"
Veteran
Megayields VERT Paradise...c'mon in!

Fuck clonex! Read too much bad shit... Have 200 cuts using the Home Depot rooting powder, I will let you know in 10 days lol... Was reading about the hormones needed for rooting, and there is basically 3 that are used. Most have 1, some have all 3...
If I wasn't so busy I would help you erect those pos greenhouses. I have a knack for throwing out the Chinese instructions, and figuring shit out with Western logic...
 

Ichabod Crane

Well-known member
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I have a Christmas tree from china and the branches are labelled with letters. It is missing one of the letters. Took a while of sorting the branches to find that out. Feel you anger from here.
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Fuck clonex! Read too much bad shit... Have 200 cuts using the Home Depot rooting powder, I will let you know in 10 days lol... Was reading about the hormones needed for rooting, and there is basically 3 that are used. Most have 1, some have all 3...
If I wasn't so busy I would help you erect those pos greenhouses. I have a knack for throwing out the Chinese instructions, and figuring shit out with Western logic...

I have the same Home Depot powder and that's what I use also..I was using Clonex in a "generic"sense.....damn are you as busy as I am now? I gotta drive up to Redding tomorrow for some more "medicine"....my new motto is" Everybody is hustling.....hustling"

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megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I have a Christmas tree from china and the branches are labelled with letters. It is missing one of the letters. Took a while of sorting the branches to find that out. Feel you anger from here.

Just remember Ichabob....................


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Arminius

"I'm not a pezzamist, I am an optometrist"
Veteran
Megayields VERT Paradise...c'mon in!

Lol, just taking a break, before putting in a couple more hours down below. Busy? I don't even comprehend the concept any more... Another 2 months and I should be golden though...
 

bobblehead

Active member
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45F is cold? Shit if it was 45F here I would take my shirt off and go lay out in the yard and work on my tan.
 

frankenstein2

Astronaut Status
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Thank you Aminas....I am so tired we have been building 10 x 4 greenhouse(s)...well we aren't even done with the first one. The Pebble Beach investor bought these $700 pieces of shit that are like a erector set on ACID ...the "instructions" (cough) if you want to call them that are a fucking joke...customer service could care less....I think an illiterate deaf and dumb pygmy wrote them! It's is flippin cold (hell it's almost down to 45 degree's in the morning's).....and my partner and I are pulling what little hair we have left (actullay he has a lot of hair..me ..not so much)out of our head trying to put this POS together....lol

Well once we get the mother den built then we start (sound of swelling Star Wars music fills your ears- Clone Wars oh yeah) 400 - 500 every month.....I am buying stock in Clonex.....more later
I like your style, , it matches my wu-tang(i'm doing a ninja pose). I'm about the start the clone wars. I'm gonna start on my first batch today, prolly take 300 or so, some for me, some for a friends, mostly for the herbs that cant clone in my neck of the woods(they think it's a miracle that i have an 90% or better sucess rate). Then when i get those all cleared outta the way it's 300 more just for me hahahahahahahahaha. The killer clown will return to the woods once again.
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I like your style, , it matches my wu-tang(i'm doing a ninja pose). I'm about the start the clone wars. I'm gonna start on my first batch today, prolly take 300 or so, some for me, some for a friends, mostly for the herbs that cant clone in my neck of the woods(they think it's a miracle that i have an 90% or better sucess rate). Then when i get those all cleared outta the way it's 300 more just for me hahahahahahahahaha. The killer clown will return to the woods once again.

Hey Frankenstein, yah I've regularly taken 100 cuts for my little vert thing, but I got a guy that is kinda the "strain keeper" so it's just simpler for him to keep the mothers and I get them from him.....but with this new "project" I am moving into, were going to need about 400-500 clones every two months (or less).....more later...welcome to my thread bro!
 

Arminius

"I'm not a pezzamist, I am an optometrist"
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Megayields VERT Paradise...c'mon in!

Jackass left this morning!
I have 4 flats taken, and I am going add another shelf with 4 more. Should have almost 600 at a time...
 

Anti

Sorcerer's Apprentice
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Gonna need a whole herd of cats in that greenhouse to get the "mega-potency" cat hair we're all looking for. =)
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Jackass left this morning!
I have 4 flats taken, and I am going add another shelf with 4 more. Should have almost 600 at a time...

I'm trying to call you RIGHT NOW (4:00pm)...I have some "info" for you on that whole scene that will make you VERY happy!
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Gonna need a whole herd of cats in that greenhouse to get the "mega-potency" cat hair we're all looking for. =)

ALL long hair's too..like Angora's and Persian's.....they have the highest THC level's!:moon:
 

Arminius

"I'm not a pezzamist, I am an optometrist"
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Megayields VERT Paradise...c'mon in!

Don't you have trimming to do? My play time has been shit lately lol...
 
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