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Ron Jeremy hospitalized: in critical condition

BlueBlazer

What were we talking about?
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He's probably getting wildly screwed by a hot nurse while shitty music plays as we speak. :biggrin:
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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^^^ 0 out of 2 members found this post helpful....WTF?

Jeezus, tough crowd in here...
 
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ThirstyKenny

I'll wear some hate with ya accessndx. I reckon it's funny and sad at the same time. Ron was great and every boy past the age of 15 wanted to be him -well most :)
The half mast zipper-priceless! :D
 

Wiggs Dannyboy

Last Laugh Foundation
ICMag Donor
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Viagra Kill's you know he took a shit load of it for all those porn movies...

Ron is pre-viagra dude. Matter of fact, how do you think viagra got invented? The scientists took some of Ron's blood, reverse engineered it...voila...viagra mega bones!
 
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blue green

Yes, Ron says that he would never take viagra.... he is, as they would say, a master cocksman. lol

I don't watch todays porn, but he was quite funny in the old 'full bush' days.

Get well R. J. Hyatt 009.75. :)
 

Sir_Syzurp

Member
ROFL, my wife and I just saw him at the Hard Rock casino during the porn convention and she shrieked at him and ran away in disgust (his face was priceless)... this must have caused his hospitalization!!!
 
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blue green

ROFL, my wife and I just saw him at the Hard Rock casino during the porn convention and she shrieked at him and ran away in disgust (his face was priceless)... this must have caused his hospitalization!!!

From what i've read this was a common occurance when his female co-stars first met him. :)
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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ROFL, my wife and I just saw him at the Hard Rock casino during the porn convention and she shrieked at him and ran away in disgust (his face was priceless)... this must have caused his hospitalization!!!


was he really that ugly or did your wife have a kneejerk reaction to the sudden realization that she was within mere inches of the host of a potentially huge cumulative amount of bacteria past present & future???
 
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greenmatter

hopefully he makes it

lindsey lohan is going to need someone to help her get back into the movie game
 

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