Man’s Boner Freezes From Drunken Sex With A Snowman

[red rider]

Thats one of the reasons I quit drinking and moved where it doesn't snow. I can't help myself under those conditions.....

 

[theclearspot]

He was luckier than this guy. This was the famous one from the Fortean Times about the man having sex with a chicken.....

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/chicken-sex-death-42749/

 

[messn'n'gommin']

"Fros-tee the snowman,
Had no life!
He had no kids,
And he had no wife,
Cos his testicles,
Were made of ice!"

 

[Weird]

you know this thread reminds me of a conversation i had with my day

i told him about a rumor that circulates in teh high schools about a girl who got a frozen hotdog stuck inside her vag

my father with all of his age and wisdom retorted, would you fuck a soft serve ice cream cone

needless to say i was to young to answer "well how drunk am i during said ice cream cone fucking?"

 

[Slim Pickens]

If the snowman didn't want it, it shouldn't have dressed so provocatively.

Well done Sir.Well done.

 

[green n dank]

i swear my old lady is cold as ice sometimes and i think twice about sticking it in her but... frosty really?

 

[OrganicBuds]

man, you fuck one snowman and you never hear the end of it, jesh.