Oprah Draws Criticism for Endorsing Face Cream Made From Foreskins

[Guest 26753]

Oprah Draws Criticism for Endorsing Face Cream Made From Foreskins

Glen Callender and his foreskin have a bone to pick with Oprah Winfrey. The founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project has launched a protest against Winfrey, for her endorsement of SkinMedica anti-wrinkle cream…which contains HUMAN foreskins! Callender has called Winfrey a hypocrite, saying that her use of foreskin-cream habit contradicts her work speaking out against female genital mutilation.

Muwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[Laughing Jim]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[resinryder]

Fuck Oprah

 

[Max Bloom]

Somehow funny and horrifying.

Imagine promoting a wrinkle cream made outta labias!

 

[Easy7]

I have a forskin, make cream with it everyday........yet to rub it on someones face so far!

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Is that for real??...Looks like bs to me

 

[Laughing Jim]

I have a forskin, make cream with it everyday........yet to rub it on someones face so far!

 

[Green lung]

.

Yeah I've heard of nut butter.




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[greenmatter]

poor Orca

 

[Harry Gypsna]

You would be surprised how many anti aging creams contain foreskin.... There is a lot of money made from needlessly removing 90% of the sensitive tissue from little boys penises.
I read not long ago that an American doctors association recommends circumcision for all boys, not surprising when they get paid for the procedure, and then get paid a lot more money for the foreskin. Parents should demand their cut( pun totally intended)

I assure you it is absolutely true Mrs Babba

Seriously the doctors get paid big money for foreskins

 

[mpd]

In the name of smegma, what is going on?

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

I read that you have to be careful applying this face cream. If you rub it in too much your nose grows longer.

 

[devilgoob]

Oprah has said in the past....

"Dicks are key to hydration!"

So she's not selling out for the dick cream, she liked it before.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Jenna's been endorsing this kinda cream for years now and has quite a collection of DIY videos on the subject.......

 

[HOPS5K]

 

[RustlewoodNW]

how about some emu oil based medicated body cream....whyyyyy foreskins lmao

 

[megayields]

OMG this thread is a funny as hell! LOL

 

[Slim Pickens]

Facials in a jar.Hey wait...they have that already.

I gave 'em mine when I was little....Filled 2 jars!
Ha!!

Now you can officially call Oprah a dick face.Ha-ha

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I had heard that American doctors chop them off and harvest these very sensitive foreskins from infant baby boys who then have to go thru all that pain and suffering during the surgery and as the wound heals......I'm sure that if they understood what was to be done to them and had the right to refuse this form of child abuse then they most certainly would ......

.....I managed to get thru my childhood without being cut and am quite happy to have remained whole and intact as nature intended me to be around the nether regions.....being still able to sport my anatomical balaclava over my phallus when it's a bit chilly, so possibly avoiding frostbite around the meatus area.....or when its warmer just wearing it like a smart turtle neck sweater....I really don't know what I would do without it..

Quite honestly it never occurred to me that this treasured piece of skin that is wrapped around the business end of the priapus would after being surgically removed from babies and young boys, (so causing them much grief and trauma) end up in a very expensive bottle of cream that after purchase would be smeared all over the face of the rich and famous....

...I just thought that maybe amongst some zealous religious sects after removal they might have been burned as an offering to Jesus or Jehovah....or even Beelzebub as a way to conclude the barbaric practice......

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I don't miss mine

I'd rather see them recycled than thrown into a landfill.

I wonder why Oprah didn't garner more criticism when she admitted to be a crackhead....?