the wife was whining about this naggging headache...I tried to comfort her by saying "it's OK honey, it's just stupid trying to get out". it gets cold in the garage at night.
trichryder can tell a funny joke from time to time but it's my lot in life to see that he always tells a good one. Yes I know it's a thankless job but someone has to do it. Or thread would be overrun with Helen Keller and Little Johnny jokes.
I don't think fucking children is appropriate anyway avant. Just kidding.apparently you can't make jokes about fucking children in this thread without the mods getting their panties in a bunch. tough fucking crowd. anyways...
Little Johnny catches his father opening a rubber.
He says, "What are you doin', Pop?"
His father says, "Well son, I'm going to try to catch a rat."
Johnny says, "Yeah? What are you going to do when you catch it? Fuck it?"