The official IC "My dog ate my stash" thread.

[kaotic]

Long story short, I was at the depot getting supplies for the new room I'm building I came home to find all my seeds chewed up in the middle of the living room floor. Talk about pissed. I had just spent close to an hour sorting through them right before I left deciding which nuggets I'd like to run next. I left them on my nightstand next to the bed with the door shut. Apparently he can work my doorknob. We have the lever type not the round type. He's figured out all he has to do is paw at it once and the door opens.

Needless to say I feel like I've been robbed. You know that feeling you get when you find out someone broke in your house? That's it, that feeling of extreme violation. That's how I feel. I'm out over a grand on the face value alone. Among the most missed seeds are:

Alien Dog
Julius Caesar
Humboldt Select
Berry Sour Cream
3 packs of Treisel
JW BB x C99 F3's
Blue Kush
SDOG F3's
And more that I can't even tell what the seed packs once said.

So on this note I want to hear some of your pets worst fuck ups. Let's hear some stories.

 

[VonBudí]

over a grand

cant you just follow him around for a while, reclaim the seeds cough and plant them?

 

[kaotic]

I love my seeds but not that much...

 

[dagnabit]

My cat got me busted...
21 plants 1/2 lb 30 grapes and para. Charges.

Gotta love pets

 

[skullznroses]

more like my friends dog ate the $20 he owes me

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Many years ago, my old dog ate a quarter of black hash..... He was fucked, and barely moved for 2 days straight, and I spent 2 days cleaning up vomit with little chunks of my hash in it.
My current dog, you could dip a bud in gravy and he wouldn't touch it. I knocked my stash over a while back and it spilled out on the floor inches from the dog, he took a sniff and turned away in disgust.

 

[Ziggaro]

My dog ate about 20 joints out of my ash tray and got really fucked up. She peed all over my bed and puked them up all over my carpet.
At least it didn't cost me anything to clean up haha (and she was fine the next day if a bit hungover).

 

[mugenbao]

Back when I was a teen I had a lovely black Labrador. One day my parents were having a party and I hear a bunch of people start yelling and making a ton of noise, so I went downstairs to see what the hell was going on. My dad was chasing the dog around the house while my mom was freaking out and explaining to her friends the that bag of weed they'd left on the coffee table while they were watching the ball game just got ate by the damned dog. I laughed my ass off

Used to take the dog down to the local football stadium, blow smoke in her face (she loved it) and let her run around the field in a stoned frenzy to her heart's content. I really miss that dog.

 

[whiteberrieS]

I got some maui wowie, it's crossed with labrador though man!

 

[Treetroit City]

A brand new bottle of H&G magic green. Had just got home with the whole line and my dog picked out the mg and off she went to enjoy her tasty treat in the back yard.

Took about an hour before I, she didn't seem harmed by it.

 

[HOPS5K]

I have two dogs...both females..one likes when I smoke and the other avoids it..about 3 months ago, I left a few nugs on the table in the living room and the one who likes weed ate a couple of them..nothing bad happened either..she just got super lazy,ate a ton of dog food and I gave hear a bacon treat..soul food ya know..haha...dogs love weed , but not when they catch their tail and the illusion is forever ruined ; )

 

[BOMBAYCAT]

Back in the day in the frat house a brothers dog managed to eat nearly an oz. The dog was screwed up and never worth much after that. Now my black psyco cat eats fan leaves if I leave the door to the grow room open. Dosen't seem to bother him much.

 

[symbiote420]

My pitbull's name is Smoke and he loves to do just that, he trashed my grow a couple times last fall, must have got him hooked on mj .....he's a hype now! LOL I can't lite up one without him coming around! I hit it then put the J in his face while the smoke is still coming out the end, a few hits aways sets him straight!

It's a good thing I keep my stash in jars cause I'm quite sure he'd be gettin' in it!

 

[Cabbby]

My dog ate about 20 joints out of my ash tray and got really fucked up. She peed all over my bed and puked them up all over my carpet.
At least it didn't cost me anything to clean up haha (and she was fine the next day if a bit hungover).

my dog did the same thing

I have no idea why she ate my roaches...I felt so bad I stayed up for almost 37 hours making sure she was ok. She still hasnt learned and always snuggles next to me when Im tokin.

If I open a jar and let her have a wiff she isnt interested at all, but for some reason she loves roaches or half smoked doobs...

 

[im me]

A while back my retriever got into growroom ate two shark shocks a week away from harvest then to add insult to injury little fuc#er pissed on the rest!!! About a hour later I go in the kitchen and hes sleeping with his head in his food bowl classic stoner move lol

 

[SeaMaiden]

Kaotic, I don't have this problem with my dog, but it's such a consistent theme I nominate this for best thread of the year. Maybe should be stickied, even!

My cat got me busted...
21 plants 1/2 lb 30 grapes and para. Charges.

Gotta love pets

Wait... what? There's gotta be more to that story.


Our dog doesn't like weed or its smoke, our cat does. He comes around when I'm toking giving me the stink-eye like I owe him money or something, so I blow a hit gently past him and he'll stick his nose into it. He refuses to touch the catnip I planted for him, but neither have I ever caught him eating my plants or munching buds.

I've never had a dog that I had a problem with as far as doing stuff like eating food of a table or counter or the coffee table. I leave leftover bowls or plates on the sofa all the time and the dog never touches them. She knows she'd better not. But she ate the paper plates with coffee grounds I had set outside thinking, "The dog won't touch these."

We shall see how well it will work out with the new dog, once it's chosen and comes home.

 

[dagnabit]

Kitty figured out how to open the front door one day while I was at work.
Kitty opened the front door and released other kitty and two dogs into the yard.
Concerned neighbor knew I never let kitties outside.
Neighbor figures something is wrong and calls sheriff.
Sheriff enters house on a "welfare check".
Cop spots massive bong and exits house(without finishing his search for injured parties)and awaits a warrant to finish his search.
I get home to find every cop in the fucking county in my yard.
Chaos ensued.
Worst part was losing my irreplaceable genes...
I had a Stella blue from anayday coffee shop that was brought over on a plane before 9/11
Best pot I ever smoked.

 

[yortbogey]

my dogs... one in particular....LUV the big stem's, and stalks....
makes for gr8t chew~toyz....

 

[SeaMaiden]

Kitty figured out how to open the front door one day while I was at work.
Kitty opened the front door and released other kitty and two dogs into the yard.
Concerned neighbor knew I never let kitties outside.
Neighbor figures something is wrong and calls sheriff.
Sheriff enters house on a "welfare check".
Cop spots massive bong and exits house(without finishing his search for injured parties)and awaits a warrant to finish his search.
I get home to find every cop in the fucking county in my yard.
Chaos ensued.
Worst part was losing my irreplaceable genes...
I had a Stella blue from anayday coffee shop that was brought over on a plane before 9/11
Best pot I ever smoked.

<jawdrop> Do you still have that kitty?

Damn.

 

[Sativa Dragon]

I love my seeds but not that much...

If you wanted to try to sort through the Poo! and easy way is to get some screen door screen, collect the poo put it on the screen and run water over it until the poo disolves revealing your seeds and anything else he may have eaten, like diamonds, rare coins, etc. I would have no problem doing it, poo washes off with soap just don't get it in your eyes or et any of it and you will be fine. You may want to germ your beans right away, or store them in the fridge. I would imagine the 24 hour trip through your dogs gut would prime the seeds for germinating you want to stop the process.

Peace