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OrganicOzarks
3lb. per plant indoors ain't shit! I have a friend who has a half brother who has a cousin who knocked up this Puerto Rican chick and her kid was born with his heart on the outside of his body. So she took her kid to see a specialist to put his heart back inside. Well she became friends with the receptionist there, and she had a husband who was a janitor at the local elementary school. Well the janitor found a bag in the bathroom, and went through it to try to find out who it belonged to. While going through the bag he found some herb. He thought he would smoke the herb because the kid wouldn't be able to narc on him. Come to find out this was the best herb he had ever smoked. So he approached the kid one day at school, and leaned on him like he was going to narc him out. well the kid ended up giving up the grower. Come to find out this kid was second cousins to a Secret Service Agent of Barack Obama. The kid said that Michelle not only set up an outdoor organic garden, but she also set up an indoor organic tree herb garden. She is growing 5lb.er's in the white house basement. See Barack was trying to quit smoking so Michelle thought it best that he substitute so that he can ween himself off of tobacco. So being the president's wife she could enlist the best of the best to help her setup the White House Basement Grow. I heard that they are working on some proprietary growing equipment that will be distributed through the National Garden wholesale chain of stores. With their equipment anyone can grow 3-5lb. trees indoors. Once this equipment hits the market your thread won't be shit.
It seems Michelle Obama has you beat.
Seriously though, these trees are amazing.
It seems Michelle Obama has you beat.
Seriously though, these trees are amazing.
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