Being an Organic Outlaw

[RanchoDeluxe]

The shit just ain't easy. Can't trust anyone these days. This is how it went down at the local pub with a lady I've gone out with a few times.

Lady- So how was your day? What did you do today?

Rancho- Well, I mixed up over 100 gallons of dirt and I had to 86 a custie.

Lady- What do you mean? Why?

Rancho- He stopped in front of my house asked if I'd be home in twenty mins and told me he'd be back with cash on the street in front of my house. I had to get rid of him because he's not worth the risk.

Lady- You know that what you do for work makes me uncomfortable.

Rancho- (staring off into the wild blue yonder)

I ended up getting out of there while she was talking to some friends. She wasn't happy about that. Everytime I hear the "uncomfortable" line it's a sure sign of the end of that relationship.

Mother Fucker it ain't easy being an outlaw.

 

[FunTimesIndeed]

Me thinks you share entirely too much with random flings.

And no, motherfucker, it ain't easy.

 

[dank.frank]

Loose lips sink ships. Why ever have that conversation at all?

I'll NEVER tell again. Never.

Only causes problems that don't technically exist.



dank.Frank

 

[Blue Socks]

Yeah how does a chick that you've only had a few dates with know you are doing that? Are you at least semi legal with a Rx recommendation?

That info should be for long term prospects only imo

 

[dank.frank]

I'll never tell again....not long term....not if married....never.

It only stresses others out. If they don't live the life, they can't possibly assimilate years of knowledge, how-to, street smart, security, etc....

Impossible. All that "info" about the hobby is unnecessary....

I'd go out and play pretend 9-5 every day before I'd ever tell again.

Tell no one....means EXACTLY that. I've learned this the hard way....more than once. With both very close friends and potential life long prospects....

In the end - honestly, it matters more that bills are paid and the picket fence stays white....exactly how that happens is much less relevant!

I'd love to find myself a sexy, smart grower to relate too....But the chances of winning the lottery are better!


dank.Frank

 

[supermanlives]

keep the lady ignorant of buisness. i dont tell anyone my buisness especially a woman i am doing .being an outlaw is easy ,keeping your mouth shut is harder

 

[Oliver Pantsoff]

Who lets some chick at a bar know they mixed up hella soil, and got rid of a "customer"!? You're gonna get caught up bro. Its very easy bro...Just gotta keep those flappers sealed...

OP

 

[RanchoDeluxe]

Yeah, well nobody ever said I was smart. I've known this lady for about ten years now. Yep, I got my MMJ card, used to be a caregiver and that's how the word got out. So uh now, Im a consultant or the CEO of an alternative pain management company. I guess I need to learn how to become a better liar. Or maybe it's time to move someplace friendlier to cannabis.

By the way all of you guys are right....I'm a dumbass! Thanks everyone for the confirmation.

 

[vonforne]

Yeah, well nobody ever said I was smart. I've known this lady for about ten years now. Yep, I got my MMJ card, used to be a caregiver and that's how the word got out. So uh now, Im a consultant or the CEO of an alternative pain management company. I guess I need to learn how to become a better liar. Or maybe it's time to move someplace friendlier to cannabis.

By the way all of you guys are right....I'm a dumbass! Thanks everyone for the confirmation.

lmaö. nice crowd huh?

 

[supermanlives]

my rule of thumb is never tell anyone anything they dont need to know. women i dont tell anything ever about buisness. ever had a pissed off ex? i have .legal or not theres always someone willing to take your weed away. like rippers ,robbers.good luck man

 

[skullznroses]

its the part about learning street smarts and lingo and protocol thats the hard part. KNowing what to say, when to change the conversation... how you blatantly tell another head without ever giving the slightest tip off... thats the part that is essential for any outlaw or wanna be hustler that you can't give to ones you love.

Suns of Anarchy just goes to show if you want rebel women join a gang.. otherwise rebel outlaw women can be ROUGH man, I mean hitting the ugliest piece of meat possible, but damn she cool about shit. Not my idea of a good time.

My strategy is minimize and normalize. Blend in. Be yourself... hahaha

 

[immaculate]

I can't really understand how or why you couldn't come up with something better than "mixed soil and x86'd a custie"...

 

[dank.frank]

No one said you were stupid - merely stating the rules of play.

If there is a middle ground, I've failed to find it. And I tried. It doesn't exist.

All in or at risk - no in between. The middle ground you create and become comfortable in will one day become the hunting grounds for your freedom...

It's not worth it .... not if you want a hassle / worry free hobby.



dank.Frank

 

[supermanlives]

you aint stupid. you just needed a reality check. good luck bro

 

[redneck shogun]

It is the ego dude. You have to bury that shit. You have to play the village idiot. People got to think "this guy is too stupid wipe his own ass, he certainly couldn't grow this bomb ass weed I'm smoking".

 

[RanchoDeluxe]

Unfortunately I signed up to be an MMJ patient and caregiver. Our State Supreme Court tossed out our MMJ law, however there is a stay on it, until the people vote again in Nov. Had about 30 patients and advertised by word of mouth. People already know (or think they know) what I'm up to.

It's not like I'm one of those assholes with a billboard the size of a bus, with a purple gorilla smoking a blunt, "Medicine 6 dollars a gram". I don't grow football fields of cannabis and I don't pack heat.
Hopefully someone reads this shit and is smarter than I am.

I just want to move someplace (707) where it's plain rude (fightin words) to ask someone what they do for a living. Someplace where women don't frown upon growers, but drop their panties for em.

"They say that I"m a dreamer" but those trimmer girls up in NorCal do drop panties.

 

[Friend]

personally, and this is just my opinion, i would never socialize with anyone who feels "uncomfortable" with the idea of smoking or growing weed. i don't get along with people like that.

keep squares out of your circle

 

[dank.frank]

Your pursuit of women through growing shows your maturity. (or lack of) If all you've to offer is a few jars of herb - you'll be scrapping the bottom of the barrel for a long time!

Not to mention - you'd endanger your patients well being and health by being so obtuse. Remember - cops love using the hot chick to setup a sting. Nothing more worth fearing than a woman scorned... greed perhaps.



dank.Frank

 

[supermanlives]

if ya want women move on to blow LOL

 

[benzo]

you knew her for 10 years, and she just found out about what you do.

now what?

Are you able to cut her off completely?

Is she going to be able to just forget what you said and keep it to her self, or......?