Hype This Strain!

[floralheart]

In this age of hype being needed to push the green, here's your chance. Give us your one or two line rap to hype your favorite strain, or a strain you just created.

Why you all up in my grill son.
Big Booty Kush is #1
Peace!

:folds arms:

you know you want to do it.

 

[Iron_Lion]

Big pimpin up and down the road
cruisin in my ninety fo geo metro
Good on gas, gets me lotsa ass
while I be slingin bows
of the auto flow's
Nothing gets ya higha
then a little low ryda

 

[floralheart]

lmao it's a good morning

 

[bombadil.360]

the thread's idea is great, but maybe you worded the title wrong, imo, it should have read: hype THAT strain yo!

 

[dagnabit]

It seems like all this life was just a dream.
Stella blue. stella blue.

 

[FreedomFightr]

The shit I flower is like magic, The taste is fantastic, Its that Larry OG you can smell it thru the plastic, what can I say, its an instant classic...

 

[floralheart]

The shit I flower is like magic, The taste is fantastic, Its that Larry OG you can smell it thru the plastic, what can I say, its an instant classic...

I like that one

 

[floralheart]

Bum rush these niggas in my chair
purple hair
ken estes bring the besties
rock-n-rollas n footballas can't compare

Don't make me Howl like Ginsburg come back with Mason jars, no bricks son
purple urkle, quirkel, purple nurple trichromes in my hair son
Only built for cuban linx, this kush stinks forever shinin with indoor son
12/12 24/7 smoke this shit fast & forever, cuz I gotta puff & run

Pakistani popes and pitchfork hinges
The temple of lime green, your whole body twinges
stick to herijuana, forget about headbanger syringes
No seattle fiends, northcoast all night all hype Grape ape munchie binges

Cannabis culture verbalizer/ head rush from the vaporizer / paralyzer from the CBD synthesizers...
Stay up on ICMAG so you can be all the wiser.

 

[Infinitesimal]

I drive 73 Nova
smokin kalashnikova

 

[floralheart]

LMAO! china syndrome.

I want to use that sometime.

 

[BlueCheer]

mind blow'n,
resin flow'n,
can't quit this grow'n,
Green Crack,
relaxes my back,
erases my brain,
cleans out the trash,
much like Silver Haze hash,
makes daily life a sun lit bash.

 

[megayields]

Lungkiller
Hemmoroid Kush
Green Pea Purple
Santa Ana Aids Crush
Boil Bubba
STD GSC

I got a ton of these