Need Urgent Help, Upcoming Drug Test

[OrganicBuds]

She will be sent into a washroom with no sink, and a toilet with Saraann wrap on it.
So substitution is easy. She has two choices synthetic or real but clean.

So, should she keep this powdered piss on her person so they don't check her pockets? (I know it must be mixed with water and up to temps) I assume no purses?

Also, what should she do with the Saraann wrap? Remove it? Ask WTF is with the wrap? Leave it and if they ask tell them you emptied your tank in the cup?

 

[ZEROorDIE]

there will be no running water in the room they test her and they usually put dye in the toilets.

so it needs to be mixed and up to temp. she can probably store it between her boobies, they wont check there

and yes ive passed with the magnum detox 3 times just the basic dip test no lab tests, but id still reccomend fake or real first.

 

[Budweiser13]

So, should she keep this powdered piss on her person so they don't check her pockets? (I know it must be mixed with water and up to temps) I assume no purses?

Also, what should she do with the Saraann wrap? Remove it? Ask WTF is with the wrap? Leave it and if they ask tell them you emptied your tank in the cup?

Follow the the directions that come with the kit she should try and conceal it someplace other then her pockets...looks like a good kit the reason I suggested the place I did is because that bag kit wraps around you waist and can be hidden inside of pants good luck remember keep it warm to the correct temp...

 

[junior_grower]

yes pre mix, the gals i know have the easiest time, they have a built in hand warmer that also doubles as a pocket.

 

[touringfunkband]

I used "quick fix plus" synthetic urine three months ago and passed. It was suggested to me by a friend who passed with it and have another friend who will use it this week. I haven't heard of any complaints so far. Hopefully the synthetic you have coming works just as well!

 

[stc9357]

http://www.detoxforless.com/

Quickfix as the above user said!

 

[Meraxes]

sweet, glad you found something man, were all rooting for her!

 

[dubwise]

I've used the urineluck kit several times with great results. You can get it on amazon or directly....it's worked numerous times for me in the past.

 

[Herbophile]

I used quickfix in the past and it worked great. I've certainly read many more success stories with synthetics than failures. If I was doing one today though I would probably give the real powdered stuff a try just because of the few instances of synthetic failures popping up. I imagine it's just a matter of time before they come up ways to detect fakes all the time.

 

[fungzyme]

Quickfix or Agent X - have used both successfully more than 30 times. Temperature is the crucial pass/fail thing they look for. Sample must be between 90 - 100 degrees. I usually heated it up to 100 or a little higher just before going in to take the test (How you ask? Just get a cup of coffee somewhere and bring along a digital thermometer. Dip your little 2 ounce bottle of fake piss into the coffee until the temp is where you want it. Don't leave it in too long though - it only takes around 30 seconds or less depending on coffee temp) Then stash it pressed against your skin and it should stay around mid 90's for up to an hour if you've got it stashed securely. Or use the heat pads - I never did so I cant advise on that.
Are you by chance going to a LabCorp? Because I know the synthetic piss worked for me there. Tell your wife good luck!

 

[blunt toker]

The best method for me was by drinking lots of water before the test. to the point where I was peein every 15 min. sometimes I would drink a energy drink to make it yellow. This worked at least 3 times, never failed and i smoked the day of the test. I tried the fake piss and failed cause it didnt warm up enough. tried the drinks that u are supposed to drink a few hours before and piss a few times. I think I didnt give it enough time and i failed the test. if you are trying to really cleanse the body, it depends on your weight and fat. I had friends who were 120 lbs who could do it in 4 days. they also drank lots of water the whole time. All the tests I took were for different jobs i've had. so theres my experience, cant really say witch is best.

 

[Cheerful]

http://www.detoxforless.com/

Quickfix as the above user said!

Follow the directions carefully and it works exactly as promised! It's very easy. I did this in 2011 for a pre-employment test. I wore bike shorts, with a full skirt on top. The QuickFix was prepared & warmed, then positioned the little bottle inside the bike shorts so it wouldn't show, and wouldn't make me walk weird. When they took me back to the bathroom, there was a locker inside the bathroom, with a labeled key in the lock. I had to put my purse in the locker and lock the lock and hand the key to the nurse. Then I closed the door and i was alone. After I filled the cup, I returned the empty bottle to my bike shorts, to be disposed of at home. The nurse ("old lady") commented that she can always tell when people are taking their vitamins, cuz of the color. Yes mam, I believe in taking vitamins and taking care of myself!

Walked out the door, got in the car, drove home, everything went as planned, I passed the test and got the job, if I ever have to take another test i will do exactly the same thing I did last time. QuickFix FTW!!

 

[RetroGrow]

This is all you need. Don't play around wuth drinks. Works 100% and is idiot proof:
http://www.freakys.com/BODY_DETOX-SYNTHETIC_URINE.html

 

[HempKat]

As the title says I am in need of help big time, actually its the wifey. She has been on the job hunt and got a big nibble. Sounds like she will get a job, but the catch is, she needs to pass a drug test.

The test is scheduled for 2:00pm Friday, this week.

We smoke all day everyday with large amounts of BHO. So it is safe to say her THC levels are off the chart. She just found out about all this, so she has already smoked today.

So the questions are:

#1 - What products out there can guarantee a clean test? There will be nobody watching her pee or anything, if that makes a difference.

#2 - If she stops smoking tonight, that will leave well over 48 hours before the test. Is this enough time?

Would also love to hear how these products have worked for people in the past. Any and all advice would be great.

With that short of a time period and her being a heavy smoker the only real solution is to carry in a fake sample. Either someone else's clean urine or synthetic urine available online. Since time is so short though really the only option is someone else's clean urine. Fortunately she won't be watched otherwise she'd be SOL.

 

[-~Wind Walker~-]

I used Quick Fix. In fact I have two bottles of it ready to go now. My job may require sporadic drug tests.

1. Have several had warmers as back up. Some of my hand warmers were several years old and lost heat in a few hours vs the 8+ advertised.

2. I bought a cheap digital mouth / anal thermometer and tested the temp before I walked into the testing lab. I left the digital thermometer in the car before I went in.

3. Due to space limitations I can’t crotch the bottle (yeah I am bragging). I used a Velcro wrap around my torso and tucked the bottle under my arm pit.

Caution: They made me take off my sweat shirt but thank the lord I had a dark colored long sleeve shirt under the sweat shirt. I was just going to wear a white t-shirt under the sweat shirt and the wrap would have been easily seen.

Finally, If you go with Quick Fix. The bottle comes with two caps, one screw on, and one with a flip cap / spout.

DO NOT USE THE FLIP CAP, IT WILL LEAK. USE THE SCREW ON CAP.

My strategy was this: I bought dip test THC drug test kits. Before the official test, I tested my urine. If it was clean, no worries. If not, I had everything in place with quick fix. Velcro wrap, thermometer, plenty of hand heaters, etc.

I did not smoke for over a month and still pissed dirty, so I went with substitution and passed.


If she substitutes PRACTICE WITH WATER FIRST. I practiced all day and it was still a nerve racking experience. That is how I found out that the flip cap leaked and went with the screw on, clothing choices etc.

Before I went to the test facility. I heated the bottle of urine above my lamp then switched to the hand warmers. Problem was I left it to long above the lamp and the temp went up to like 120' F.

If you do the lamp heat first then the warmers, make sure you get the hand warmers good and hot before transferring the bottle over.

-~WW~-

 

[TPIMP]

***Best methods I've read about is fasting for days and just drinking liquids. That way the fat that contains the thc is destroyed by the body since there is no food intake the body uses the fat as energy. Even though I haven't tried it sounds pretty reliable.***

 

[Budweiser13]

***Best methods I've read about is fasting for days and just drinking liquids. That way the fat that contains the thc is destroyed by the body since there is no food intake the body uses the fat as energy. Even though I haven't tried it sounds pretty reliable.***

Bad advice do not do it...

 

[Vigil]

Hey buds. I had the same problem a couple years back. I had a drug test for a management position. I used a synthetic urine called Agent X. Worked great. Took the test waited two days and got the call for employment. I never listen to anyone who starts talking about eating or drinking a certain a way because the chances of those guys being doctors, slim to none. I was desperate, said fuck it. Tried this product and it worked. Its my understanding that they come out with newer upgraded formulas from time to time. I guess the drug labs play cat and mouse trying to identify markers in their formula.

The only draw back to using this or i guess any synthetic urine is "smuggling" it in. This product came with the urine in a bottle and one of those hand warmers you use in the wintertime. The idea is to nuke the bottle in the microwave, strap it to your inner thigh along with the hand warmer. This way its supposed to mimic body temperature when you actually take the test. Good Luck.

Oh also just remembered. I recently went for a drug test but I have been clean so did not need any help. This place made me empty my pockets and take off any outerwear like coats or jackets. Just incase you were thinking you could just keep it in your pocket. And I know they sell Agent X online but I got mine from a local headshop for ~$30.

 

[fungzyme]

***Best methods I've read about is fasting for days and just drinking liquids. That way the fat that contains the thc is destroyed by the body since there is no food intake the body uses the fat as energy. Even though I haven't tried it sounds pretty reliable.***

And the fat cells that are broken down release the THC metabolites that were contained in them into the bloodstream, where they're then removed by the body and show up in the urine... so, bad idea.
Besides, would you want to/be able to 'fast for days' (how many days, by the way?). It sounds good until you actually try it.

People shouldn't really pass on things that 'sound good' but that they haven't tried and have no idea if it works or not. Someone's potential career is riding on this...

Drinking massive amounts of liquid before the test is another bad idea - labs easily detect dilute urine and reject the sample. Best case is you have to retest (sometimes under closer observation).

 

[igrowkushbitch]

get some clean pee then put it in a small jar with a hand warmer on it. make sure it doesn't get to hot. don't know why you would ever want to go with the fake pee route.