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dank.Frank
dank.Frank
Yes, I'm stupid...you have been too...
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Herbophile
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12 years ago or so before 911 when you could meet people at the gate in the airport.
A buddy and I were going to the airport to pick up our girlfriends who were on their way back from a Seattle vacation. We got pretty blazed up on the way of course. We park the truck and enter the airport and as we're getting up to security my buddy realizes he forgot to leave his aluminum hitter and his tin of weed in the truck. After a bit of discussion we come to the wrong conclusion that they shouldn't set off the metal detector.
Well, the metal detector rang away as he went through. He showed the guy what he had and explained he wasn't flying and just meeting people flying in. Amazingly enough they let him on through with very little hassle. As soon as I heard the detector go off I just kept on walking and waited up the hall for him. I'm still amazed they let him through as that surely wouldn't happen today. We had a good laugh about it.
When we met our girlfriends we explained what happened and had another good laugh. They weren't as amused. To make matters worse we forgot where we parked and spent another 45 minutes looking for the truck.
A buddy and I were going to the airport to pick up our girlfriends who were on their way back from a Seattle vacation. We got pretty blazed up on the way of course. We park the truck and enter the airport and as we're getting up to security my buddy realizes he forgot to leave his aluminum hitter and his tin of weed in the truck. After a bit of discussion we come to the wrong conclusion that they shouldn't set off the metal detector.
Well, the metal detector rang away as he went through. He showed the guy what he had and explained he wasn't flying and just meeting people flying in. Amazingly enough they let him on through with very little hassle. As soon as I heard the detector go off I just kept on walking and waited up the hall for him. I'm still amazed they let him through as that surely wouldn't happen today. We had a good laugh about it.
When we met our girlfriends we explained what happened and had another good laugh. They weren't as amused. To make matters worse we forgot where we parked and spent another 45 minutes looking for the truck.
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guest3901
Dead show 1994,soldier field.
All was well..not sure of the set list.what ever it was I appreciated it.
So,ya know..intermission.
Had to take a wicked piss.
So i wander and finally find a short line.
So it took me a minute..there was a line for the trofts..and a line for the bowls.
I was in the line for the bowls.
I didn't see it at first,but when I got closer to the stall..dudes had wet hair.
Finally I had my chance to piss.
I noticed in the bowl at least a sheet.
I pissed on it and flushed it.
I was dismised..LOL.
So my therory..LSD infected toilet water..kinda good.
All was well..not sure of the set list.what ever it was I appreciated it.
So,ya know..intermission.
Had to take a wicked piss.
So i wander and finally find a short line.
So it took me a minute..there was a line for the trofts..and a line for the bowls.
I was in the line for the bowls.
I didn't see it at first,but when I got closer to the stall..dudes had wet hair.
Finally I had my chance to piss.
I noticed in the bowl at least a sheet.
I pissed on it and flushed it.
I was dismised..LOL.
So my therory..LSD infected toilet water..kinda good.
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longearedfriend
I don't like to expose myself
closest that comes to mind is
I was waiting in line at the grocery store
and in front of me is a lady with her kid
good looking btw
the kid says, mom it smells like skunk in here
the lady turns to me and asks if the kid knows something
I don't remember what I said but I stayed cool and didn't say anything stupid
had a couple of grams of some skunky stuff on me
closest that comes to mind is
I was waiting in line at the grocery store
and in front of me is a lady with her kid
good looking btw
the kid says, mom it smells like skunk in here
the lady turns to me and asks if the kid knows something
I don't remember what I said but I stayed cool and didn't say anything stupid
had a couple of grams of some skunky stuff on me
got home really really drunk to my gf's house in '76, I had puked several times. my clothes needed a washing & I had to have a bath (no shower @ her place) as well. She lived w/her folks @ the time and we (I) woke the entire house @ 3am.
I got in the bath and about two hours later I woke up in that cold tub w/someone banging on the bathroom door, I was still in a stupor and was toweling off my hair when I stepped dazed into the living room bare ass naked to the laughter of her mom, dad, aunt & 9 yr old brother. They were howling with laughter when I asked "What?" which made them go over the top stamping their feet and slapping their laps uncontrollably, I stood there still wondering what the joke was. friggin' Budweiser.
Hi. My name is Stoner4Life - and well - I'm a stoner for life.
Check post #9, maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!
But UNLIKE most stories...this one is FUNNIER the second time...
dank.Frank
Check post #9, maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!
But UNLIKE most stories...this one is FUNNIER the second time...
dank.Frank
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TribalSeeds
Back when I was a freshman I used to steal rap cd's and trade them to my connection for dirt weed. One day I stuck a lil bruce cd in my oversized dickies and forgot to pull off the tag. I walked up to the door and the alarm went off and my friend bolted out of the door. The security guards asked if I had anything that would have made the alarm go off and I pulled out an empy tape case. There were about 5 rolled joints and some roaches in there. The dudes let me walk out the door and the alarm went off again. I met up with my buddy across the street and we smoked a few joints wondering how I had just walked out of there with a bunch of cds.
I was a stoner in college, which was recently, and that makes me a super stoner considering my age.
I was in the student services office looking for some donuts, when the secretary started making jokes about having the munchies early on in the day and you shouldn't be stoned at school. Well, to cover up the fact I WAS stoned I pretended it was hilarious and obscene for her to accuse me of being stoned. Well that was going great until she got up from behind her desk to get something for a student. When she came back she walked by me and found the smallest bit of leaf you have ever seen on top of my knit beanie hat,,, that could still be called marijuana or identified (must have dropped the hat in the grow room during AM check up). She started screaming about finding weed on me and I kept laughing and saying thats not weed you're crazy.. and shes keeps squalking weed weed weed!!! I played it off and found an immediate excuse to leave...
That door didn't see my ass for another two months thats for damn sure.
I was in the student services office looking for some donuts, when the secretary started making jokes about having the munchies early on in the day and you shouldn't be stoned at school. Well, to cover up the fact I WAS stoned I pretended it was hilarious and obscene for her to accuse me of being stoned. Well that was going great until she got up from behind her desk to get something for a student. When she came back she walked by me and found the smallest bit of leaf you have ever seen on top of my knit beanie hat,,, that could still be called marijuana or identified (must have dropped the hat in the grow room during AM check up). She started screaming about finding weed on me and I kept laughing and saying thats not weed you're crazy.. and shes keeps squalking weed weed weed!!! I played it off and found an immediate excuse to leave...
That door didn't see my ass for another two months thats for damn sure.
#1 Rolled a fresh of some rank bud and put it in my ear and forgot it...Girlfriend helped me out in the gas station we stopped at after leaving the house and I am guessing some people definitely noticed...
#2 Had no time to roll a joint went to see a fight at a huge sports bar on a beach it was sort of fresh Swiss Bliss super frosty and I could not smell it at the house so I decided to a really good idea was to roll it in the bathroom...Yea, fuckin dumb as I thought 15+ people commented how great it smelled while they were at the urinals near my stall lol...It was rather empty but filled up quick cuz a fight ended ;\ Surprised I had no problems cuz even I could smell it big time now. I even got to the beach and smoked it. Only time I have ever been completely careless and ignored what I knew as I common sense in the name of having fun concerning MJ and would not do it again.
Someone else:
In 11th grade a kid in my class was late for a driver's ed class that was taught by an old football coach who was a complete dick to everything without a vagina....wrong class to even talk in. Kid came in during the test and went in his pack for his late slip and grabbed his bag of weed with it threw it on the teachers desk...
I was incredibly surprised by the fact the kid did not immediately grab it and run to the bathroom to flush it...No way in fuckin hell would I have just walked away like that kid did...it sat there for good 10 seconds acknowledged by both and most of the class with 0 attempt to retrieve and flush. Why he took being arrested is beyond me.
#2 Had no time to roll a joint went to see a fight at a huge sports bar on a beach it was sort of fresh Swiss Bliss super frosty and I could not smell it at the house so I decided to a really good idea was to roll it in the bathroom...Yea, fuckin dumb as I thought 15+ people commented how great it smelled while they were at the urinals near my stall lol...It was rather empty but filled up quick cuz a fight ended ;\ Surprised I had no problems cuz even I could smell it big time now. I even got to the beach and smoked it. Only time I have ever been completely careless and ignored what I knew as I common sense in the name of having fun concerning MJ and would not do it again.
Someone else:
In 11th grade a kid in my class was late for a driver's ed class that was taught by an old football coach who was a complete dick to everything without a vagina....wrong class to even talk in. Kid came in during the test and went in his pack for his late slip and grabbed his bag of weed with it threw it on the teachers desk...
I was incredibly surprised by the fact the kid did not immediately grab it and run to the bathroom to flush it...No way in fuckin hell would I have just walked away like that kid did...it sat there for good 10 seconds acknowledged by both and most of the class with 0 attempt to retrieve and flush. Why he took being arrested is beyond me.
barnyard
Member
the usual waiting for the stop sign to turn green...also driving away from the drive-thru after paying for your food but forgetting to wait for the food
the one I like is coming home after taking a pre employment drug screen and, of course, getting stoned off of frosty nugs. Then accidentaly getting resin all over the drug screen paperwork that I'm supposed to turn into HR!
the one I like is coming home after taking a pre employment drug screen and, of course, getting stoned off of frosty nugs. Then accidentaly getting resin all over the drug screen paperwork that I'm supposed to turn into HR!
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i dont remember anything stupid enough to remember, not on weed.
a few things, younger on booze, but dont particularily pay attention to me being stupid, just learn from it.
personally i dont think there is a Non stupid person on the planet.
just look at the planet. lol
the smartest person on the planet undoubtedly does and says stupid things sometimes.
stupidity comes from ignorance most often after all.
and we are all ignorant about something.
a few things, younger on booze, but dont particularily pay attention to me being stupid, just learn from it.
personally i dont think there is a Non stupid person on the planet.
just look at the planet. lol
the smartest person on the planet undoubtedly does and says stupid things sometimes.
stupidity comes from ignorance most often after all.
and we are all ignorant about something.
Hi. My name is Stoner4Life - and well - I'm a stoner for life.
Check post #9, maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!
But UNLIKE most stories...this one is FUNNIER the second time...
dank.Frank
doh!!!
I guess it's better to be a bit forgetful than to be puking on myself.......
many moons ago I had 2 packs of california orange bud seeds by nirvana. so I filled a tea-cup with water and put one of the packs of seeds in the cup. I put it on a little table next to my desk. then I roll a big joint and smoked it, then went to get a cup of tea, in a cup that looked identical to the one being used for germinating the beans. so yeah, eventually I grabbed the wrong cup and drank the seeds... 
got a little high on some very nice L and after the show wound up at the wrong hotel. It was an easy mistake, the name of the place I went to was the name of the street my place was on. So I go to the number on my key and it doesn't work. This is where things got weird.
I don't remember getting naked, I just remember being naked and running down the hall doing cartwheels and somersaults, all the while never stopping running. I guess I was also banging on doors as I went cause one opened up and a guy came out and started talking to me. He was younger than me and said I should probably come in his room and chill out. I was like, nope, and took off again. I was found by security and they locked my up in the workout room till the cops got there. The cops were laughing their ass off the whole time. They found me quite amusing. I got taken to the hospital and they gave my anti psychotics to knock me out. I woke up at 6 AM and asked for my shit back, I had to find my hotel and get ready for the show that night. I finally found my hotel and took a nap.
funny shit
years later I'm at a friends house here in Oregon, my story took place in Minneapolis MN, and we are telling naked spunion stories and I told mine. My good friend looks at me and says, that was me bro, I remember that night now. He was the guy that tried to get me into his room to save my ass. Funny how small the world is when you are a tour kid
I don't remember getting naked, I just remember being naked and running down the hall doing cartwheels and somersaults, all the while never stopping running. I guess I was also banging on doors as I went cause one opened up and a guy came out and started talking to me. He was younger than me and said I should probably come in his room and chill out. I was like, nope, and took off again. I was found by security and they locked my up in the workout room till the cops got there. The cops were laughing their ass off the whole time. They found me quite amusing. I got taken to the hospital and they gave my anti psychotics to knock me out. I woke up at 6 AM and asked for my shit back, I had to find my hotel and get ready for the show that night. I finally found my hotel and took a nap.
funny shit
years later I'm at a friends house here in Oregon, my story took place in Minneapolis MN, and we are telling naked spunion stories and I told mine. My good friend looks at me and says, that was me bro, I remember that night now. He was the guy that tried to get me into his room to save my ass. Funny how small the world is when you are a tour kid
In highschool days .My folks would sometimes leave for the weekend.My brother and i would sometimes have huge parties at the house.
Tell a few friends a fucking hundred people show up.So we had huge rager,people in every room of the house.Putting ciggarettes out on the floor.My brother was completly drunk sitting in the living room,and freaked out with all these people in the house .Yelling for everyone to get out.He didn't know what was going on..
So my folks come home on Sunday.And mom remarks ."Wow the house looks so clean" "Did you have a party?"...Of course not!!!
Then a bit later she moves a tray of dishes on the dining room table,and theirs my ...Zepplin..my father was super pissed.
Another time i am at Superfresh supermarket in Delaware with friends "Kieth" who's a dark phillipino.And Ryan a surfer friend...We had the bright idea to buy some whip cream cans .So we could do some whippits....So Kieth puts the 4 cans on the checkout table.
And the black chick cashier remarks... "Oooh i know what you guys are going to do with these"....And Kieth goes ..." Shut the fuck up,you big fat nigger bitch and ring it through"....My jaw was on the floor!!
Tell a few friends a fucking hundred people show up.So we had huge rager,people in every room of the house.Putting ciggarettes out on the floor.My brother was completly drunk sitting in the living room,and freaked out with all these people in the house .Yelling for everyone to get out.He didn't know what was going on..
So my folks come home on Sunday.And mom remarks ."Wow the house looks so clean" "Did you have a party?"...Of course not!!!
Then a bit later she moves a tray of dishes on the dining room table,and theirs my ...Zepplin..my father was super pissed.
Another time i am at Superfresh supermarket in Delaware with friends "Kieth" who's a dark phillipino.And Ryan a surfer friend...We had the bright idea to buy some whip cream cans .So we could do some whippits....So Kieth puts the 4 cans on the checkout table.
And the black chick cashier remarks... "Oooh i know what you guys are going to do with these"....And Kieth goes ..." Shut the fuck up,you big fat nigger bitch and ring it through"....My jaw was on the floor!!
I got a couple, way back a long time ago when I had my first job, it was out of town and I lived at my grandmothers house during the work week. I was home for the weekend and had money and a fat sack of buds so me and my brother get totally baked and ride our bikes up to the mini mart to get some munchies. After spending half an hour wandering around picking out all kinds of shit we end up with a little over $20 in crap. This was in like 82 or 83 so it was a full sized grocery bag of crap. We go home and pig out and eventually go to bed. We get up the next day and are "where the fuck are our bikes?" Yeah we left them at the store, owner was cool and took them inside for us.
Another one from the same time frame. When living at my grandma's I was staying in my grandparents popup travel trailer and had many smoke sessions in there. Well my dad decides to borrow it for a weekend trip so I clean my shit out but when he gets back home he is all pissed off. He comes in the house and gives me this hard assed look and says "Did you forget something in the trailer?" And I was like oh shit, my prized possession (a bong my uncle made for me out of roadside snow pole) was found by him and he destroyed it. Nope, I lucked out and it was a soda can pipe he found.
Another one from the same time frame. When living at my grandma's I was staying in my grandparents popup travel trailer and had many smoke sessions in there. Well my dad decides to borrow it for a weekend trip so I clean my shit out but when he gets back home he is all pissed off. He comes in the house and gives me this hard assed look and says "Did you forget something in the trailer?" And I was like oh shit, my prized possession (a bong my uncle made for me out of roadside snow pole) was found by him and he destroyed it. Nope, I lucked out and it was a soda can pipe he found.
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bench warmer
First job (1977) was at a kite store in Vancouver's Gastown.
Store's name: High As A Kite.
I wore t-shirts displaying the store name pretty much every other day for years, having every colored shirt ever available in duplicate.
My ride back then was a '69 VW Bus.
I still thought nobody knew I got stoned regularly.
Worked at a gas station in 1980 during Summer break. One day my buddies come to visit me in the kiosk at about 4:30pm & they'd brought their big acrylic bong along with some (Roadkill) Skunk. We smoke 2 big bowls IN THE GAS STATION KIOSK!!! No effort to hide the reek or even attempt to air the space out.
Rush hour hit & every customer back then had to come in to the kiosk to pay.
I can still remember getting some bewildered looks along with lots of knowing smirks.
Yeah... That was stupid.
Unfortunately, I've got lots more stories like that.
Store's name: High As A Kite.
I wore t-shirts displaying the store name pretty much every other day for years, having every colored shirt ever available in duplicate.
My ride back then was a '69 VW Bus.
I still thought nobody knew I got stoned regularly.
Worked at a gas station in 1980 during Summer break. One day my buddies come to visit me in the kiosk at about 4:30pm & they'd brought their big acrylic bong along with some (Roadkill) Skunk. We smoke 2 big bowls IN THE GAS STATION KIOSK!!! No effort to hide the reek or even attempt to air the space out.
Rush hour hit & every customer back then had to come in to the kiosk to pay.
I can still remember getting some bewildered looks along with lots of knowing smirks.
Yeah... That was stupid.
Unfortunately, I've got lots more stories like that.
