So today was one of the worst days of my life. I woke up and had to run to the bathroom and laid down the most epic diarrhea shit of my life. No biggie, felt glad cuz I thought it was over... Wrong. I took shits of that size every fucking 15 minutes for the rest of the day. I can feel one coming on right now actually... Starts as a rumble, ends as a monsoon of liquid shit barging out of my exit hole. Now here's the worst part, I've had hemorrhoids since I was a little kid. Usually they aren't that bad, the worst its ever been is a stinging sensation and a little tiny speck of blood when I'm done wiping my ass. Not today. Today after about the 4th shit every time I wiped my ass my bunghole felt like it was being prodded with a red hot iron.. You can ask my family, during the worst of them I was in serious pain. Fucking sucked. I'm totally dehydrated, my face is pale as fuck, I'm sitting here trying to go to sleep and I can't because there isn't a damn position that I can get comfortable in.... The worst fucking part is I have all this weed that I can't smoke because I start a new job in 4 days and I need to be clean for this piss test.
So here's my question, can I get some money for this shit? I mean not a lot.. I'm not trying to bankrupt a business or anything but god damn.. They have to not do this to anyone else. Its a local sushi place thats been around forever and yesterday was the first time I've ever eaten there. I've had sushi hundreds of times since I was a little kid and never reacted this way, I also know for sure it was the sushi place because half my shits smelled like fish and I saw little bits of undigested salmon throughout it all day. I have never wanted to bring a lawsuit to anyone ever in my life, just never seemed right but I've also never spent an entire day in agonizing pain shitting out all my fucking fluids and not being able to take 10 steps without rushing to the bathroom. I went out once today with my girlfriend to go get some fucking pepto bismol and I even had to shit when I was at the grocery store....
TLDR; Can I sue for a really awful case of food poisoning? Also should I see a doctor if my ass is bleeding quarter sized blots of blood when I wipe?
Yes, I know disgusting. I don't give a fuck, laugh, cry, vomit, just please someone point me in the direction of an answer. Should I try and sue this place for fucking my life up for a day?
So here's my question, can I get some money for this shit? I mean not a lot.. I'm not trying to bankrupt a business or anything but god damn.. They have to not do this to anyone else. Its a local sushi place thats been around forever and yesterday was the first time I've ever eaten there. I've had sushi hundreds of times since I was a little kid and never reacted this way, I also know for sure it was the sushi place because half my shits smelled like fish and I saw little bits of undigested salmon throughout it all day. I have never wanted to bring a lawsuit to anyone ever in my life, just never seemed right but I've also never spent an entire day in agonizing pain shitting out all my fucking fluids and not being able to take 10 steps without rushing to the bathroom. I went out once today with my girlfriend to go get some fucking pepto bismol and I even had to shit when I was at the grocery store....
TLDR; Can I sue for a really awful case of food poisoning? Also should I see a doctor if my ass is bleeding quarter sized blots of blood when I wipe?
Yes, I know disgusting. I don't give a fuck, laugh, cry, vomit, just please someone point me in the direction of an answer. Should I try and sue this place for fucking my life up for a day?
