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You know you're over the hill when.......
- Thread starter Stoner4Life
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Yeah but for me
Yeah but for me
It's a motel room door and you can believe that.
Yeah but for me
It's a motel room door and you can believe that.
It's a motel room door and you can believe that.
yeah bro but it don't count when she's a vice cop & you're in cuffs.......
V
vonforne
I can start one. It will be an instructional. And I actually pull the hair out of my nose and off the ears.
Its the eyebrow trimming and plucking I havn´t gotten figured out yet.
V
Make them pay for the room
Make them pay for the room
I shouldn't have to be explaining this to you.
Make them pay for the room
I shouldn't have to be explaining this to you.
When it takes your lazy ass 3.5 years to make 250 posts.
Even though you wake up at 4.
When you can't blame even fat chicks for having no interest, even though you've got money and a house.
When you start thinking about maybe eating vegetables and cutting back on fat and salt; not so you can live forever, just to next year.
I saw one dude up close in his 60's who didn't care that he had pubic hair (length AND density) coming out of his nose and ears, it was as freaky scary shit as I've ever seen.
Even though you wake up at 4.
When you can't blame even fat chicks for having no interest, even though you've got money and a house.
When you start thinking about maybe eating vegetables and cutting back on fat and salt; not so you can live forever, just to next year.
THAT is over the hill.
Rip em out when they reach pubic hair length.
I saw one dude up close in his 60's who didn't care that he had pubic hair (length AND density) coming out of his nose and ears, it was as freaky scary shit as I've ever seen.
A
Alone
When your dick gets so small you piss on your balls when you take a leak.
Nooooooooo! Maybe your nutsack has become overly enlarged over the years. Or maybe you need to move to a warmer climate.
Tell me the truth now
Tell me the truth now
You didn't really do a search? Please tell me you didn't. http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=167977&highlight=nose+hair+trimmer
I'm disappoint in you stoner
Tell me the truth now
You didn't really do a search? Please tell me you didn't. http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=167977&highlight=nose+hair+trimmer
I'm disappoint in you stoner
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bruceinpacifica
Member
Especially when you sit down to pee
As I ocassionally do first thing in the morning.
Come on admit it I know I'm not alone
When you put on reading glasses,look in the mirror and see your dad looking back at you.
When your wife of 24 years looks at you naked and chuckles.
When getting out of bed could lead to a couple days of back pain.
When you make a joke involving HR Puff'n stuff and your kids stare at you with a blank expression.
I could go on for a while.
When your wife of 24 years looks at you naked and chuckles.
When getting out of bed could lead to a couple days of back pain.
When you make a joke involving HR Puff'n stuff and your kids stare at you with a blank expression.
I could go on for a while.
Young Pumpkin
Member
When your wife is looking in the mirror and complaining about looking older, grey hairs, some weight gain, and she start fishing for some compliments and all you can say is "your eyesight is still good" 
been around long enough & know enough nurse/friends to rely on them for minor surgeries from time to time, just had one done.......
bruceinpacifica
Member
Or your grandkids, lol.
when you look for tropical islands to grow.. but can't google them cause your too stoned today..lol,,,,
erictheoldfart
Member
it's starship instead of airplane, Moby Grape is a wine flavor, your glasses are "somewhere around here" (probly on top you're head) -ya can't get off and ya can't stand still-
