women and spring...

[joe fresh]

is it me or do women become in heat during spring?


what i mean to say is...all winter and even before winter i couldnt get no luck with the ladies...now spring rolls around and nice weather is here and i got like 5 women interested in doing stuff....

so whats up with this? why cant women be like this year round? its like they get horney spring time, lol....is it the weather that has an effect of their hormones?



on another note whenever i been dumped its either been in fall or the day before valentines(lol ya i know)

 

[vonforne]

It must be you. Every woman I am around.........as soon as it gets cold they want to play house. lol Really!

V

 

[Scottish Research]

Yes. And they are big into spring cleaning.

Hopped in the shower this morning and found my razor laying on the floor. When I picked it up, I hardly recognized it; it looked like a badger had used it to shave.

Well it turns out that she is shaving down there. Really?

Is this the new thing? I'm not sure that I'm really comfortable with this change. She says that it feels great.

Sorry about the luck Joe. My ball and chain was locked around the ankle going on 14 years now, with no end in sight except death.

R.Fortune

 

[joe fresh]

Yes. And they are big into spring cleaning.

Hopped in the shower this morning and found my razor laying on the floor. When I picked it up, I hardly recognized it; it looked like a badger had used it to shave.

Well it turns out that she is shaving down there. Really?

Is this the new thing? I'm not sure that I'm really comfortable with this change. She says that it feels great.

Sorry about the luck Joe. My ball and chain was locked around the ankle going on 14 years now, with no end in sight except death.

R.Fortune

hey bud, if you aint used to to the bald eagle, then your gonna like it, lol...you get to see what your doing and no hair in yo face


but ya i see where you guys are comming from, married women are a whole nother story, lol

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Moving this to the TD...you guys have fun with this

 

[longearedfriend]

spring is mating season

haven't you heard about birds and other animals flirting around this time of the year ?

also the sun gives vitamin d which in turn is good for the mood

 

[Dank99]

Hardwood floors or maybe a landing strip is nice.

Wait..What? Is this a weed forum?

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[longearedfriend]

 

[vonforne]

@ Stoner

that has to be under age ^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!! lmao

 

[Zen Master]

when it rains it pours

 

[Stoner4Life]

@ Stoner

that has to be under age ^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!! lmao

the older ya get the younger they look.......

well that & she came from a 420 website like her:
EDIT:
a radio station website of 420 Hot Hippie Chick Pics.

 

[vonforne]

I would like to make a comment........I really would but.........lol

 

[Space Ghost]

^^^geez feed her a sandwich or something.... you could put an eye out on her hip...

 

[vonforne]

yum yum no matter how old we get........

 

[barnyard]

It's the flowering Linden trees that excite the ladies at this time of year.

 

[Stoner4Life]

It's the flowering Linden trees that excite the ladies at this time of year.

??? Is that code for something bro???

 

[barnyard]

nope S4L, I'm serious ~ don't you have them in bloom where you are?

 

[Tom Hill]

Wonderfully strange creatures. Has more to do with their cycles than the time of year. You're just getting lucky and approaching them at the right time of month. I'm working on an app to take the luck out of it

 

[Stoner4Life]

nope S4L, I'm serious ~ don't you have them in bloom where you are?

this is northern minnesota, what excites the wimmens up here is a 12 pack of their favorite brew and a fresh pack o' smokes mostly, they're a rough lot imo. and honestly never heard of a Linden tree.