You know you're over the hill when.......

[Stoner4Life]

what the heck, I'll go first:


you find yourself Googling 'Nose & Ear Hair Clippers'

 

[sso]

when you are on the other side?

 

[guest3871]

When you look forward to your daily dump more than sex.

 

[sutra1]

when you urinate 20+ times a day................

 

[Skinny Leaf]

when you urinate 20+ times a day................

That could be a sign of diabetes onset.


When you get a hoveround sent to your house.
AARP mail.
When you start yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
When dust comes out your ass when you fart.

 

[mowood3479]

when the kids start calling weed by names u have never heard of.... what the hell is piff?

 

[Scottish Research]

When the left side of your neck pulsates off and on with a intense pain for no apparent reason.


R.Fortune

 

[OrganicBuds]

When your balls get dunked in the toilet water while taking a shit.

 

[pearlemae]

Velcro shoe fasteners start looking good. So you don't have to bend over to tie your shoes

 

[guest3871]

Velcro shoe fasteners start looking good. So you don't have to bend over to tie your shoes

I am already past that stage. I now only buy shoes that slip on.

When i go to take a dump i take my shorts off completely so they dont get dirty when they are around my ankles.

I also struggle to wipe my sphincter clean if the toilet room is too narrow to allow me to contort. Which in turn causes me to break out in an 'old man's' sweat.

 

[Skinny Leaf]

You get the seniors discount at Denny's.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

young women open & hold the door for you...

 

[sutra1]

That could be a sign of diabetes onset.

Naw, in my case its a prostate issue

 

[Stoner4Life]

You get the seniors discount at Denny's.

I finally hit Perkins for the senior discount.......

 

[Scottish Research]

Why am I not a senior member yet?


R.Fortune

 

[vonforne]

you know your over the hill when you start threads titled ´you know your over the hill when.....`

V

 

[Treetops]

You get this fkn catch in your neck when you turn your head the way you always do...it sends a shock through your system, like WTF just happened....

 

[guest3871]

You get this fkn catch in your neck when you turn your head the way you always do...it sends a shock through your system, like WTF just happened....

Like a Brain anyuerism feeling, sharp deep pulse? I get it in the lower back of my head.

 

[Stoner4Life]

you know your over the hill when you start threads titled ´you know your over the hill when.....`

V

but I couldn't find a nose & ear hair trimming thread to put this in bro.......

 

[dansbuds]

Why am I not a senior member yet?

ya need 1000 posts




when your first grandchild is born & even yer freinds are callin ya granpa !!!