House full of strippers

[huligun]

Okay, not a house full, only three.... but man

So my girl friend's cousin turned 18 in December, and she started a few months before that. She brought a couple of her friends over so they could get ready for a club nearby.

I stayed in the bedroom and played at on my laptop. I didn't want to get accused of doing a nipple check on them from my crazy girl friend.

So then she comes into the room and says, "Honey, lets go watch Nicole dance." I am like no fucking way, no no no... No on so many levels no. (If I go see Nicole it will be alone hehehehe)

She is like, "Come on baby, I want to see how she does yadda yadda"

I swear God put women on this planet to torment men.

 

[GOOROO]

Haha yes please....

 

[Infinitesimal]

huh.... were is the torment again?

sounds like you could have utilized the situation a little better...

 

[huligun]

The torment is being tested... to be in a dance club with all those women and have your insane girl friend study your every move, see what you looked at, what got you excited, what did you stare the most at, how was your breathing..... then be bitched about all of it when she storms out the door and makes you go chasing after her.

Nope... Not for me thank you

 

[Infinitesimal]

oh a night club, sounded like you had some strippers practicing their moves for you in your living room or something.

for sure i don't go to night clubs anyway and if your going to the strip bar its best to leave the lady behind in most cases.

but why have an insane girl?

 

[watts]

you're the guy that holds the purse, right?

 

[greenpinky]

No pictures? Dam

 

[Dank99]

Grow a pair dude..
She's the one who asked you to join...get a couple of lap dances f9or your girlfriend at the club.

 

[Iron_Lion]

I'd be busting out the roofies and tryin to get a 4 way going.

 

[Infinitesimal]

I'd be busting out the roofies and tryin to get a 4 way going. View Image

Why do they call them "Roofies"? lol

 

[huligun]

I bet this thread gets closed....


She and the cousins sister just come in from buying some softdrinks down the street. They both look to be loaded on something and it ain't weed. She asked me again if I wanted to go and I said no again. So my girl and her cousin are going to go watch the younger cousin dance... What is up with that shit? Me and a buddy would never go watch his little brother dance naked,.

 

[Stoner4Life]

what huligun sez:

I am like no fucking way, no no no... No on so many levels no. (If I go see Nicole it will be alone hehehehe)

what huligun's really thinkin'.......

 

[krunchbubble]

Okay, not a house full, only three.... but man

So my girl friend's cousin turned 18 in December, and she started a few months before that. She brought a couple of her friends over so they could get ready for a club nearby.

I stayed in the bedroom and played at on my laptop. I didn't want to get accused of doing a nipple check on them from my crazy girl friend.

So then she comes into the room and says, "Honey, lets go watch Nicole dance." I am like no fucking way, no no no... No on so many levels no. (If I go see Nicole it will be alone hehehehe)

She is like, "Come on baby, I want to see how she does yadda yadda"

I swear God put women on this planet to torment men.

FUCKING Love that shit!!!

It just sucks that ALL my girls' friends are my Ex's, or we be pulling some crazy shit that's not legal in most countries....

 

[krunchbubble]

Stoner4Life.....

I just DIED laughing reading that Rep....

tonight is a good night....

 

[Don Treadonme]

Pictures or it didn't happen! You should suggest a blow job contest...be sure to record it so you can all watch it and they can maybe improve for the next time.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

WHY ARENT YOU POSTIN PICS?

 

[dbuzz]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

WHY ARENT YOU POSTIN PICS?

 

[dddaver]

999 problems. Crazy bitches ain't one of 'em. Not NEARLY worth the drama. You be entertaining though.

 

[paladin420]

well I LOVE me some crazy bitches..they taste electric...shoulda went for it bro..

 

[GP73LPC]

I bet this thread gets closed....


She and the cousins sister just come in from buying some softdrinks down the street. They both look to be loaded on something and it ain't weed. She asked me again if I wanted to go and I said no again. So my girl and her cousin are going to go watch the younger cousin dance... What is up with that shit? Me and a buddy would never go watch his little brother dance naked,.

most strippers are on coke and meth in my experience... i've dated a few of them and got to know their co-workers...

and not only that, don't let em in your house, they can't be trusted.

don't ask how i know this...



if you must hit it and run !!!!!!!!!!!