What did you get your mom for mother's day?

[shmalphy]

I got my mom a dress and tea

I woke up early and went down to the flower shop, and got a big bag of crab meal to top dress my moms with. I also gave them a fine tea, they are into that sort of thing.

What did you do for your mom on mothers day?

 

[Stoner4Life]

I cried and held her ashes, I miss her dearly.

 

[sso]

new spikes for her leather bondage suit and a kiss.

sorry about your mum stoney.

 

[supermanlives]

nothing she been dead a long time now.if i was back home she would get flowers on her grave

 

[MsSweetPea]

No kids, but the hubby got me a beautifull hanging flower basket.

 

[ZEROorDIE]

A large slab of Flourite. shes into crystals and things.

 

[dubwise]

some cedar trees and some pottery

 

[gtgio]

I made a mothers day dinner for my mom and grandma, they got to enjoy BBQ'd shrimp, veggies, steak, and ribs. I go hard on the BBQ.

 

[shmalphy]

apparently no one read the op.. it was a joke...

 

[Sat X RB]

my Mom is dead.

I cut her head off and when it had shrivelled, just so much, I put it in a bag.

I will incinerate her soon, very slowly, and breathe the smoke.

then I hope her spirit joins with my spirit and I feel good.

 

[longearedfriend]

Well we did read it, but we don't scan every word of a sentence

I got my mom a bottle of wine, some chocolate and a vapour cooker ? or is it called a steamer ?

 

[shmalphy]

A Cleavland steamer?

 

[longearedfriend]

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.